womenposting because i love women <3 shoutout to girls <3

watching other TTG playthroughs feels so surreal because they reuse voice actors a ton so omid will be british and carlos will be talking about how he married an 18 year old girl at age 33 or some shit. you cant do that my guy, the fandom already hates you (and deservedly so)

i can’t even be bothered making a funny ironic post for april fool’s day because my subconscious mind literally april fooled me this morning by making me have a dream that we were getting a new twdg-adjacent video game centered specifically on ben. the premise makes waaaaay less sense now that i’m awake and rational but it was like… a character study esque thing with a vague fantasy setting? and it was supposed to be an adventure game as opposed to a choice oriented one 😭 so obviously completely different from the actual original games both conceptually and visually (hard to describe the change in art style but the models were a lot less comic-esque and more whimsical and slightly… cutesy/simplistic in comparison? for lack of a better word? but it looked nice!) and probably set in an entirely separate universe. but travis was a major character (my friends were showing me every leak and promo they could find with him in it, thanks guys) which meant new content of both of my faves as well as the rest of the s1 cast

woke up thinking “i’m so excited!!!” and then as i gained consciousness it started dawning on me like a dramatic slow realization in a horror movie or smth. and then my stomach started hurting and then i got a brief headache because i was so pissed. never recovering from this. why would i do that to myself. sick and twisted

he does that fuckass little arm cross thing as a coping mechanism i think

life hasnt been the same since i found out jon oaks canonically fucking DIED in the bone comics

modern au soundcloud rapper nick gets broken up with by luke in the middle of a song (real) (canon) (no clickbait)

good morning bambination im going back to bed

part two to one of my rlly old posts 🫡 if anyone remembers the og they’re a true member of bambination