Houston, I have so many problems.

silly

goofy

A pair of Anna's magnificent sea slugs (Chromodoris annae) in Dauin, Phillipines

by Robin Gwen Agarwal

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

Felt whimsical and silly

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

”you are a lawyer he is a hamster” 😭😭😭😭

Losing my mind rn

the thing is that being fat - much like being transgender and being autistic - is awesome right up until the moment you have to exist in a society that doesn't particularly want you to be there

the beatles

x

new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere