aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.
Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!
They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:
(High and Low Tide ^)
the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"
tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:
if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"
if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"
inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
this is the funniest thing i've read all day
Halcyon days
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
all of us rn
yesterday was the 9th anniversary of my descent into leokumi and so i drew a new thing sort of in celebration. also second image is a throwback to my first leokumi drawing, which i touched up a bit a while ago to match my current art style more (though the color scheme from back then was really nice actually?!)
sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky:
Coat by Iida & Co./Takashimaya ca. 1900
From the Metropolitan Museum of Art
My ides tiramisu, if you even care
