#relevant

Every woman understands the difference between being looked at and being seen.

Which one is Jim?

EVIL DEAD, 2013 I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, 2010 SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY, 1991 READY OR NOT, 2019 YOU’RE NEXT, 2011 A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, 1984 SCREAM, 1996 HALLOWEEN, 2018

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

the moderator the entire time

Joe Biden on Donald Trump: 

“It’s hard to get any word in with this CLOWN” 🤡

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

i’m losing my fucking mind

Hamilton’s film - Trailer 2

someone: why do you like twilight (2008) dir. catherine hardwicke so much

me:

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.