Inauthentic

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The story of tactics ogre was based on an unpublished mark twain novel of the same name

— Cú Chulainn, after the Táin

—- Medb, probably

No way out

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

I’m going insane I want to eat it so bad

I'll be honest, I don't really mind when "byzantine" is used as a pejorative, because at least they're being mentioned

nobody's ever like "wow, the US immigration system is so abbasid" "I was trying to change my health insurance, but their website is a polish-lithuanian commonwealth"

historical remembrance is a tough game. I count it as a win

made a mimic mantis monster man

rebelling against big mistress by doing tasks 20% faster so she gets to see cute maid doing task cutely less

Losing it

Creators of The Elder Scrolls:

“As we know, there are four races of human; European (north), European (French), European (Roman), and Black Middle Eastern Samurai from Sand Japan.”

Brazil engages in talks with Paraguay to defuse crisis over espionage

Brazil’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs is working to ease tensions with Paraguay following reports that the Brazilian Intelligence Agency (Abin) conducted a hacking operation to access confidential information from Paraguayan officials involved in negotiations over the binational Itaipú power plant.

The case prompted the Paraguayan government to summon its ambassador to Brazil, as well as the Brazilian ambassador in Asunción, for clarification—a diplomatic move that signals formal discontent between the two countries.

“We deeply regret what happened. The information we have at this point is what’s stated in the official note [from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs]. There was a program that began under the previous administration and ended under the current one. And it would never occur to us to spy on a friendly country. The institutions involved are conducting their internal investigations—including into the regrettable leak to the press. Investigative processes should not play out in the media, ” said Brazilian ambassador Gisela Padovan, Secretary for Latin America at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in a press interview on Thursday (Apr. 3).

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singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew

(with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

We haven’t had bread for days… The war on Gaza continues, the blockade is suffocating us, and bakeries have completely shut down. The situation is beyond tragic—children, families, everyone is starving. We need every voice, every bit of support, every share to make the world hear our cry. Please don’t ignore our suffering.

you think you're better than me? all your mutuals follow me. dogs to my blogging empire. your partner said my jokes land better than yours. I don't even follow them back

“I don’t learn this in school :(“

Hey here’s a question what steps have you taken to increase your education and knowledge since graduating?