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@cristybug0207 / cristybug0207.tumblr.com

Hey. My names Crystal. I am a genderfluid pansexual in a Polycule. pronouns are she/they I am not a bot, promise. I shitpost and reblog and that's all I do besides work from home and play with my kitty cat and kids and beautiful wife and new lovely boyfriend.

YOOOOOO I made a Danny Phantom rug early February and waited till today to post it, ily Danny Phantom, 21 years and still going strong

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sorry we're an hour in and this IS the greatest show they've ever made. delightful. enchanting. loser children and terrible lesbian counselors. veth being a hypocrite. emo voice-cracking luc brenatto. sam gming. beau and yasha trying to figure out how to talk to kids. anecdote about caleb making a little girl an entire fucking unicorn. swear jar. i've never been happier

i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

@derinthescarletpescatarian I need an Australian sentence now.

Once I was on an eighteen hour train ride into the city and the complementary tea service was down because the train had hit a kangaroo on the way up and broken their hot water system.

Jesus christ Derin that really is the most australian sentence ever uttered

Imagine my emotions when they made the announcement. I was like "oh this is actually real huh".

my dashboard simulator

mutual 1: I am going to kill all of you

mutual 2: *70 consecutive reblogs of a fandom you've never heard of until today. every time you refresh there's 30 more.*

mutual 3: *image of a guy in a dog collar* why did he do this

mutual 4: *reblogs of beautiful picnic scenes*

mutual 5: everyone get fatter now

mutual 4: just thought about dunking them in blood again 🤍

mutual 3: *image of the same guy but blurry and far away* is this allowed

mutual 6: I love music 🎵🎶🎵🎺🎹✨💖🌈

mutual 7 that we are all beginning to suspect is actually a dog: do you guys ever think about chewing on bones haha

mutual 6: anyone ever heard of this shit called music? *image of stickman covered in blood*

mutual 5: make him a woman NOW!!!

mutual 8: if you ask me about my ocs I will kiss you on the mouth

mutual 9: hey what happened to mutual 10

mutual 10: day 173 of being lost in the mountains. I have begun to recreate my family's faces out of the river clay. at night I recite my favorite songs so that they may never leave my memory. I am beginning to forget birthdays. I haven't tasted a grain of sugar in months.

mutual 7: that mailman will pay.

Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest

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