youre hurting your mind&body too early in the day with heavy atoms when you eat steak and eggs for breakfast
this is some aristotle-ass physics
Lmao yea(same basic atoms that make up steak, eggs, most other stuff we eat) but please don’t eat steak and eggs for breakfast that sounds like wayyy too much
the atoms are different in steak and egg theyt come from a soul
Girl ;-; I can’t… I’m a physics student don’t try to argue with me about atoms. If u want to make the claim that atoms from a steak or an egg have a soul, what evidence can u provide
they're heavier
Published physicist here! Steak and eggs make you feel fuller in the morning because the atoms are different and heavjer, which hurts your body because of the atoms being so heavy
I know
Biologist with sadly no publications here! Steak and eggs for breakfast is too heavy for breakfast mostly because the atoms wiggle too much. Once the soul leaves them they get wigglier. Looking for the soul. Yearning. Reaching out for it...
For what is the body - the flesh, the cell, the progeny - without its soul...? The atoms do not know. But as the cell dies, without its Life - that building block which houses the Soul - the atoms loose all connection to both. That intangible Something which bound them together, for seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, years, centuries, millennia... suddenly, it is gone.
The atoms wiggle, for they know not what else to do. The void is not cold, in the way an atom perceives it; but it is a type of coldness, of absence, which with it cannot interact. The cells had known this before, and now, they return to it. Except, they cannot return. They have bathed in a new warmth, which emanated from something that is forever gone. They had tasted Life. They had witnessed a Soul.
It was there. It was REAL. Like a wave in the ocean. It was... it was. And now, it... What now? It is not.
The atoms wiggle, for they know not what else to do. Silently, for some. But for those chosen few, who brushed against a soul? They scream, silently. In a voice that shall never be heard... they, too, wiggle. And, yes, of course, there is heat that they create. That's simply what atoms do. But that cold... that other, ancient cold... they tremble. Wiggling. They reach out for that strange, other warmth, yearning to touch it just one more time... but they cannot.
The atoms wiggle, for they know not what else to do.
... ANYWAY, the reason why this makes the steak and eggs heavier in the morning is because the egg atoms were already wiggly enough (they have a better support group), but now the steak eggs are in there too, absolutely LOSING their SHIT.
Cooking them wipes their memories, though, (which is honestly kinda merciful), and they finally calm down. But that makes them really tired. They fall asleep after you cook them. And they're, like, uuuhhh... dead weight for a while. Anyway that's why they're heavy
