I desperately need podcast writers to discover the art of the musical episode because there are some beautiful audio drama characters out there who were born to thrive in a musical episode environment who simply never got the chance to fill their true ecological niche. we all let the silt verses come and go without even ONE appearance of the god that makes you sing everything for no reason forcing carpenter and faulkner into a counterpoint duel and I think we all need to hold ourselves accountable for that.

If the oranges would never rot, and if the leaves would never fall

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

So that newest game changer episode, huh

This is true love. You think this happens every day?

How does it feel to ask for a drink and instead you get a whole artistic experience.

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

YEAH EXACTLY HOLY SHIT

oh my god hes perfect. replace the faces on us currency with him

@todaysbird

tumblr has gone wild for the pukeko!

#172-#025-#026. The Pikachu line is known for their rubber cheeks, conductive tails and love for chewing wires, ruining plugs and stealing batteries. At least they're cute doing it.....................

April 6th is my dad's birthday so I tend to forget that it's also International Asexuality Day. But not today! Here are some new pics of an old project. Colors of the aroace sunset flag, because I'm not into the black/white/grey and purple.

Some ace people may actually give a fuck, but I don't.

Bronzed Cowbird

“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.

when *routine* tests come back normal: a good sign! your body continues to function as it should!

when *diagnostic* tests come back normal: bad! this means you're gonna have to do even more tests in hopes of finding out whatever the fuck is clearly going wrong in your body

wizard babies be on their orb watching cocomerlin

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

Recruiter: Hello, I'm with the Muppets and...

Me: Where do I sign?