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I accidentally broke the original post so here it is again:
In other pet-related news, my uniquely talented daughter Pistache just peed on the floor and managed to rip off a chunk of (admittedly already very fucked up) plaster from my bedroom wall in her attempt to “bury” it.
Local tortoiseshell astonished that clawing at a wall inside of a building didn’t cover her peepee oopsie with dirt or sand as she expected, but with pieces of the wall itself: “Pretty sure these didn’t came out of me”, she reports.
It has only been six hours since someone last tried to get Akinator to guess the dog from The Mask? Damn. And to think I was once the 5th best player in the official competitive Akinator scene for a beautiful, beautiful afternoon…
Don’t pay attention to what time it is over here btw. I’ve got an unique circadian rhythm.
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
1999, Takahiro Yamashita やました たかひろ “Big Panorama” from the backside of the cover of ポケモン4コマ笑事典 Pokémon 4Koma Gag Encyclopedia. DOWNLOAD 7000X4000 version (11 Mb)
Who wants to see my new pet molecule
My mom found her all alone on a horse pasture by a road, no adult dogs or other puppies around. She’s apparently around 45 days old. Doesn’t know how to bark yet but has just learned that biting things is pretty cool.
Just as I wrote this she tried inviting my cat Clotilde to play by making the littlest “yap!” ever. She seemed very surprised to learn that she’s able to produce sound.
bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel
You can’t get this anywhere else
Airbnb bathroom in Malta, taken from the wet floor of the shower. Don't like the lip on that shower.
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