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Telly • 33 • They / He • 🇧🇷
Con men connoisseur. Art blog is @tellytoony.

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I accidentally broke the original post so here it is again:

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In other pet-related news, my uniquely talented daughter Pistache just peed on the floor and managed to rip off a chunk of (admittedly already very fucked up) plaster from my bedroom wall in her attempt to “bury” it.

Local tortoiseshell astonished that clawing at a wall inside of a building didn’t cover her peepee oopsie with dirt or sand as she expected, but with pieces of the wall itself: “Pretty sure these didn’t came out of me”, she reports.

In other pet-related news, my uniquely talented daughter Pistache just peed on the floor and managed to rip off a chunk of (admittedly already very fucked up) plaster from my bedroom wall in her attempt to “bury” it.

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It has only been six hours since someone last tried to get Akinator to guess the dog from The Mask? Damn. And to think I was once the 5th best player in the official competitive Akinator scene for a beautiful, beautiful afternoon…

Don’t pay attention to what time it is over here btw. I’ve got an unique circadian rhythm.

It has only been six hours since someone last tried to get Akinator to guess the dog from The Mask? Damn. And to think I was once the 5th best player in the official competitive Akinator scene for a beautiful, beautiful afternoon…

The pictures I’m taking aren’t doing justice to just how tiny this puppy is. Her whole head is about the same size as the palm of my hand.

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Who wants to see my new pet molecule

My mom found her all alone on a horse pasture by a road, no adult dogs or other puppies around. She’s apparently around 45 days old. Doesn’t know how to bark yet but has just learned that biting things is pretty cool.

Just as I wrote this she tried inviting my cat Clotilde to play by making the littlest “yap!” ever. She seemed very surprised to learn that she’s able to produce sound.

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