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Chicken man with a chicken plan

@crunkatrice / crunkatrice.tumblr.com

CrowG0d's reblog blog. Buncha memes and fandom gar.
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Boss has been asking where all the breakable green pots that release healing orbs have gone. Don't have the heart to tell him they stopped making them years ago and I've just been filling tupperware with orbeez.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you share more info on what ur looking for in a squire application? 👀

evil-knight-oathbreaker answered:

so as my squire you'll need to carry all my stuff and let me tell you-I like to hoard. you are going to be slinging around: five javelins, a tent, my bedroll, twenty or so gleaming rubies that whisper only to you of betrayals to come, my stroopwafles, and a donkey. the donkey cant carry anything because he went union a few years back so now you've gotta carry him too.

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we need to bring back being a flaneur. i wasn't meant to go to work for 37.5 hours per week i was MEANT to be a dandy about town.

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im sorry to make you feel this way, but if you'd give me a chance i can be your porcelain prince. your butter cracker. your milk man.

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thanks to everyone in the tags who say they want to fuck me. unfortunately its not going to happen because my priesthood came with a vow of chastity which shan't be broken if i am expected in the kingdom of heaven.

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