They want to exhaust the resistance. Stay strong. There are more of us.

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

johto not confirmed but they're so important to meee

The Porygon is articulated now! Its legs turn! I basically made a fidget Porygon. It's fun to play with ^_^;

It's the model from XY with a few modifications to make it simpler, and of course hip joints.

It's a good way to keep them up (they're a little front heavy, not too much)

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

Caring for this incineroar for three days before my litten shows up. Who the fuck is this then?

this is the funniest addition anyone’s ever made to this post

@wyattxplores

PSA: houses only rear back like when they're under threat. I know it looks cute, but this house is exhibiting a fear response and should be approached with caution.

Espurr's Dreams 💜🩷

I wish there was a Espurr's full art tcg card so here's my take on what kind of illustration I envision for it :D

80 dollars a pop, Nintendo has single handedly lost the entirety of Brazil's market

for context that's almost R$500. in terms of in country spending power, the dollar and real are very similar in value. so 1 dollar to an American is roughly the same as 1 real to a Brazilian.

Do you see the Issue

Pokemon Weilder Volo

oh dear. pour one out for @staff today folks

(for those of you who have been living under a rock since late 2019, automattic owns tumblr)

Not one Republican stepped out of line.

Not one free market capitalist said a word.

Not one Republican who knows tariffs are a tax on consumers did one thing to stop the madness.

Not one word of criticism. Not one warning.

don't believe everything you see

watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.

AND THEY'VE DELETED THE POST. PACK IT IN EVERYONE GO HOME

in light of NaNoWriMo the nonprofit org announcing that they'll be shutting down less than a year after this horseshit may i just say

i'm still fucking frustrated, i'm still fuckign disappointed, i'm still just SO furious that some stupid repeated management dipshittery took a fun event that encouraged people to just WRITE and not get stuck in their own heads and fucking turbo spiked it into the mantle of the fucking earth. FUCK them for ruining this. FUCK them for killing something that helped me connect with other writers. FUCK them for ruining something that actually made me write. Clowns and fucking fools.

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable