Essays of a Thinker

There’s no containing him.

my mom sold me to Red Letter Media

April Fools, jerk.

i don´t think im capable of understanding what twitter people talk about anymore

Hey r/relationships, I'm sure by now you're all aware of the recent break in the timespace continuum that resulted in several characters from various animes "becoming real" for lack of a better word. In the wake of this event, I (34F) divorced my husband (37M) to try and persue a relationship with a character I've had a crush on since middle school. It took a while to track him down and ask him on a date, but to my surprise he accepted my offer and we went out to dinner at the local Olive Garden. Unfortunately, it wasn't a great date and we don't seem compatible as I'd hoped. I've been trying to get back together with my ex-husband but he seems to have blocked my number. Where do I go from here?

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

shrex

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like hell you will

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen