Sloppy but I'm organizing my agere muppets notes and thought I'd share.
- deadly: old man. Looks evil but isn't. Actually very sweet to regressors, especially miss piggy
- bobo: very kind and dad coded. Deadly and him are a duo.
- rowlph: the dad ever. Extremely chill. Has a backbone but is very patient.
- Fozzie: fun uncle, terrible influence. Let's regressors do whatever they want forever
- camila: Literally a mother hen. Mostly cares for gonzo but is generally a mom friend
- gonzo: the littlest guy in the universe. Permaregressor maybe. Anywhere from 3-8
- scooter: would be a babysitter but can't handle any responsibility. Also possibly a permaregressor. 10-15
- kermit: the papa ever but also a little tadpole. Is everyone's caregiver but also regresses from stress. Ambiguous age
- miss piggy: kermits doting mama but also a tween diva. 12-16
- bunsen & beaker: cg for each other and occasionally babysit others. Ambiguous age range, kiddish though
- Sam the eagle: begrudging caregiver and even more begrudging regressor. Very fussy and particular. 5-7
- Walter: the sweetest sweetie pie. Bouncing baby boy or best big brother. 0-3
- rizzo & pepe: almost only babysit gonzo. Chaotic for everyone involved