Scraps of Words and Dislocated Phrases

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alexis | 26 | lesbian | she/her
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I must not be stabbed. being stabbed is the caesar ceaser. being stabbed is the little betrayal that brings eternal mockery. i will face my 23 stabbings solemn and dignified and permit the multiple knives to pass over and through me. and when they have gone i will turn the inner ides to see their paths. where the moment of betrayal has gone there will be nothing. only i and brutus and 60 to 70 conspirators remain.

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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Yeah I don't think even the average conservative voter can defend this one. This is just plain disconnected from reality.

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Let that sink in.

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My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

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