One of my fave things so far watching TOS is how Spock will do the Vulcan grip during a melee and immediately incapacitate an enemy, meanwhile everyone else is fighting in the bg as he watches on just… not intervening lmao

Jim: *launching himself at an attacker like a rabid capuchin*

Spock: (internally, transfixed) a magnificent uppercut…

Jim: *launching himself

at an attacker like a

rabid capuchin*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

meme redraw

inspired by this tweet https://twitter.com/jefe24s/status/1276514851788075008

can pornhub just buy tumblr and bring back porn

Nintendo fumbled 💀

*breathing heavily* i like daisy’s new outfits a normal amount ……….

Whose orange cat got in???

Happy Birthday @frookiethesillybilly !!!

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

So let me get this straight.

Fromsoftware has been unable to make any kind of remake or sequel to bloodborne for YEARS because of Sony's grip on the IP. Then comes Nintendo and pays them to develop Bloodborne 2 in everything but in name EXCLUSIVELY FOR SWITCH 2.

I'M FLIPPING.

ALSO. THEY CONFIRMED SILKSONG FOR THIS YEAR?

FromSoftware jumping from the IP hoarding of sony to the price gouging and anti consumer hardware of nintendo is just too ironic.

The real eldritch horror is capitalism

Lady Maria.

probably feels good as hell to scoop up a pile of someone elses coins and let them fall through your fingers before stuffing them into your bag and escaping through an open window leaving no trace

does any body want to ttalk about the character

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old