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If your a pikmin just be careful ok

chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

thank you for this full immersion of living in scp 5956 :D!! never show it to me again

Rosanna Warren, from "Turnus" as featured in Gods and Mortals: Modern Poems on Classical Myths

They should use nato phonetics in announcements, especially for numbers. it would make things so much easier to understand

ok I get letters but what does this mean for numbers. “two as in twenty”??? “twenty-three as in two-hundred-and-thirty-one”???

zero one two three fower fife six seven eight niner

no more "train sixty-nine" that sounds like "fifty-five" or whatever. 4, 5, and 9 sound very similar when said over crunchy audios

o that makes sense. i guess im skewed bc my public transit does the equivalent of this

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

They should use nato phonetics in announcements, especially for numbers. it would make things so much easier to understand

ok I get letters but what does this mean for numbers. “two as in twenty”??? “twenty-three as in two-hundred-and-thirty-one”???

why does the ouroboros not simply stomp chomping on its tail? Is it stupid or something?

i love it when star wars fic authors are more concerned with maintaining star wars 'verse immersion than actual canon. kudos to authors using 'aurek' and 'besh' meanwhile canon is like 'do you have a plan b' and 'alpha class' and 'delta-7'

I have to admit that I *do* get a kind of pleasure from saying ‘Israel is younger than India, which is younger than Marxism, which is younger than the United States of America, which is less than 400 years old’ to people because it really bothers them but it’s just basic historical literacy

Deep and philosophical, as all in this world seems to be. Get these sagacious kitties for a well earned $66.30!

BISEXUAL CORE. AND HOLY HELL YEAH I REALLY FEEL THAT

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it's best to be nice but if I don't like you or we both dislike eachother, then there's no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It's not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

Have you ever had a job

or taken a chem lab with a really really really annoying person but you're stuck with them the entire semester so you have to make do

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

Two-syllable compound verbs starting with "g" that didn't make the cut:

Just realized it's completely legal to keep human bones in the US (as long as they aren't Native American) so reblog if you want one (or more) of my bones when I die, and put in the tags the specific bone(s)

femur!! femur!! femur!!

Which one? Or do you want both?

i think that decision is best left to the owner of the femur(s)

I mean I'll be dead when you get em, so...

ill take whichever one your fully decomposed skeleton is comically placed as pointing to then 👍👍👍

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

Tá an ainm ‘Sean Bean’ an-greannmhar…cad a deanann an sean bhean?

nimi Lilon li musi mute. seme li lon???