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king of carrot flowers

@damgods-blog / damgods-blog.tumblr.com

Jay / 19 / US
he/him
video games, shit posting, hockey, memes
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quiffedphil-deactivated20180928

all this has proved is that dan and phil are into dentist role play and one of them has definitely said ‘open wide’ at some point

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parkaklimer

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
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