Considering how boring it must be out in the wilderness, do you think the Yellowjackets ever use their card deck for like.. normal card games. Like just playing Spoons or Go Fish or something. And every now and then Nat will interrupt and be like “hey can I borrow the deck for a second? We need it to pick a sacrifice.” And they’re like oh my god AGAIN with the sacrifices… we were in the middle of a game…
So I’m kinda annoyed that Hillary Swank is playing Adult Melissa cuz imo the two Melissas look nothing alike. So allow me to present what I would’ve suggested if I were the casting director:
Adult Melissa played by Sarah Michelle Gellar
Like ik it’s not perfect (none of the teen/adult cast pairings are) but it’s a lot better than Hillary Swank imo. Good enough that i feel the audience could recognize SMG as Melissa without needing the fuckass timmy turner hat.
we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it
why did they make her wear this. she looks like she skinned elmo and is wearing him as a trophy
Dear misandrists,
In case you haven't heard it today, you're all hostile, aggressive, psychotic and a threat to men everywhere.
reblog if youre hostile, aggressive, psychotic and a threat to men everywhere
Daily affirmation
Let's manifest!
I am HOSTILE 🌠
I am AGGRESSIVE 🌠
I am PSYCHOTIC 🌠
I am A THREAT TO MEN EVERYWHERE 🌠
The X files fandom is way too heterosexual. Being a lesbian here is so isolating
The X files is a show that pretty much has just two characters. Character one is Average Joe. Character two is the hottest, sexiest, smartest, coolest woman alive. Then you come online and everyone’s like “guys guys hear me out…. Average joe??” “There’s just something about average joe’s average-ness…” “I think I speak for ALL of us when I say we need to fuck average joe.”
what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
Imagine being a severed employee that goes through reintegration. You expect you’ll recover a bunch of mundane memories of your innie sitting in a cubicle and doing work, right? But imagine you find out you actually worked in Mammalians Nurturable. and this entire time you thought Lumon was having you make spreadsheets or something but you were actually nursing baby goats. And now you have all this knowledge about goat health and goat child development that you don’t know what to do with. And you realize that weird smell you always had on your clothes after work was actually the smell of goat piss. Like just fucking imagine.
It’s the way that Helena laughs when the marshmallows are thrown in the fire because to her, they’re just marshmallows. She doesn’t realize that for the Innies, these perks— marshmallow squares, finger-trap toys, 5-minute dance parties— are often literally the highlights of their lives. That is the only break the Innies get from the constant work that they do. But this thought doesn’t even occur to Helena and so she laughs.