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sam โ€ข she/her โ€ข Wind Mage Gets "Worst Level Up Ever", Asked to Leave Greil Mercenaries

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

college professors are constantly three leading questions away from telling their students to destroy the government

professors at the start of the lesson: alright, im gonna try not to get too political today for everyoneโ€™s sanity

professors at the end:

โ€œIโ€™ve lied countless times, ki||ed countless times. But Iโ€™ve never even thought about harming you.โ€

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