Korekiyo: You're a terrible person. Monokuma: According to the law, I'm not a person. So.
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Leon: Having pussy is gender neutral. Having cock is gender neutral. Having tits is gender neutral. Using three-in-one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men, though.
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Rantaro: Anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone, I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome, beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. And a little scared 'cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys.
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Ryoma: Cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. That's the deal they made with God.
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The gods did not breathe the breath of life into us and give us gifts of a shape, a will, and a voice just so we could pay bills and die.
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Keebo: Sick of fiction authors gaslighting me. None of this stuff happened. Stop pretending it did.
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Always remember, you can press down on both control sticks to activate Silly Mode.
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Monokuma: Well, you see, minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery, because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis, the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible. Kokichi: Monokuma, which clinics have evil penises? Miu: Monokuma, please. Korekiyo: Monokuma, we need to know. Kaito: Monokuma, please. Monokuma: …
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Monokuma: I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner ten thousand vodka aunts.
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I'm a simple bitch. I believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. Unfortunately I live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state.
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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that.
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Kaito: Dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay.
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Himiko: Operation have a gay friend backfired.
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Monokuma: A self care tip from the stars: Drinking an entire bottle of ketchup will make your stomach hurt and your day worse.
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Tenko: You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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This temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins.
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