Anonymous asked:

I like to think the pfp is just Dave being a fuckin idiot and not understanding how taking pictures work and he now has a really close up picture in his camera roll, aswell as many more random shit.

"Dave"

"Hold on a sec sport..."

"Dave."

"I said hold on a sec."

"Dave, that's not how you hold a camera."

"Sure it is!"

"Here let me show you..."

"I can do it Old sport."

"You're covering the lens."

"Am not! Have some trust in your pal!"

"Dave, let me show you!"

"I told you I can do it old sport!"

"Stop being stubborn and let me-"

"I am-"

"WHAT."

"GAH FUCK-"

"I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN?!"

"CAN YOU STOP YELLING IN MY FUCKING EAR, MAN???"

"MAYBE YOU DESERVE IT"

----

☆ "... I mean.. I'm getting better! Shut up!"

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #dsaf jack #davesport dsaf

davemiller1

Anonymous asked:

lmao why would jack have pictures of random ass people in his bedroom drawers 🧍

☆ I don' fuckin' know, I wouldn't judge him though or shit.

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #gsgsgsgs #hes a lil oopid gang

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blackjacktheshaddowdogger asked:

epic theorist anon has returned... uhmmm....... I have ONE... theoryyyy.... so far atleasttt... uhmmm....... maybe don't snoop on family photos of his..? (I totally would've too but still)

He lives alone and looks.. "nothing" like the people in the pictures so maybe it's a sore subject.. or do whatever, I don't care, I can't do anything about it.

☆ Wuh- FAMILY?

☆ THAT WAS HIS FAMILY?

☆ ...

☆ I'm gonna.. I'm gonna go prepare for something tonight. For reason.

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE HE BREAKS INTO JACKS HOUSE!!!!!!!!11

davemiller1

Anonymous asked:

Oh? did something happen?

-Very cool anon

☆ I uh, I dunno.

~~¤ I would draw something but rn I'm at fuckin' HIGHSCHOOL SIDBOWJDO~~

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #gay

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Anonymous asked:

You said Jack somehow got back to the godforsaken building. And you AAALLSO said he didn't pay attention to you, and I may or may not be able to form atleast an ounce of knowledge when I fixate. If ya don't mind, can I like.. know what has been going on between you two recently, I could get something out of it? I swear I'll be on that like a pack of dogs and get have a theory at some point

☆ What're you, a therapist?

☆ Well if you want gossip here, last time I visites Sports we were talkin' bout some random shit like when we were gonna go to vegas, reminisced our old trip to Vegas. And to think that was still this year! Felt so long ago!

☆ Than I managed to pop in a movie on his TV instead of that ear killing nonsense that repeats itself over and over and fucking over about doggo ADs. I like doggos, trust me, but jebus heckin' christo I wanna fuckin' blow up the company that thought that AD was a good idea.

☆ I remember lookin' through his drawers n' shit and I found a photo album. It was so weird though, no pictures of him where in there. Just this family. Familyish? I think the 2 guys are a little too similar to be gay dads, but there was a little girl. She was very.. familiar. But he did catch me in my snoopin' and kicked me out of his room before I could actually figure out why, so that sucks huh.

☆ Than we made some kebabs, watched another movie, and then he kinda fell asleep in the middle of the movie so I went ahead and tucked him into his bed like the great fuckin' friend I am!!

☆ For some reason he didnt let me come over again after that day..

☆ As of lately this is the first time I've seen him in... a month, one week, and 5 days?

☆ I dont know what neuro physco shit you can get from that, but there ya go.

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #i aint making SHIT easy 😎😎😎😎#also dave cant recognize old jack before everything

davemiller1

Anonymous asked:

would you eat a tangerine/orange infront of sportsy/Jack?

☆ I tottaly would. I have! Pranks are the fucking best, lemme tell ya!

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog

davemiller1

☆ Just gonna let you fuckers know-

☆ Yall know sportsy, right? Orange, yai-tall- oh right im not postin' a pic..

☆ Whatever, the orange man himself!

☆ Yeah he got rehired. I aint bullshittin' ya!

☆ I walked in today and the fucker was gettin' yelled at by phoney by the prize counter before the place opened up!

☆ He's on stage right now, the fucker ignored me in the saferoom for some blasted reason??

☆ Fuck his ass too I guess.

☆ Whatever, but he's back on the team! Somehow!

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #i was originally gonna draw something long with this #but like #no #drawing battery wasted #time to play foresaken and ultrakill at the same time

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Anonymous asked:

Hypethetically. If u were to kill kiddos, what’s your escape strategy?? Hypethetically!!! Im tooootaly NOT a cop! :D just a Hypothetical question. :]

☆ I love yapping about my hobbys! My purpose!

☆ And since you made sure you stated that you weren't a cop, here, let me explain!

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #hes just a lil angy #and secretive..#he tottaly is btw gang #killed all of em

davemiller1

Anonymous asked:

Just a hunch, but dave.. are you REALLY WILD about okd spoearts??

☆ hm.

☆ you anons just know everything huh...

☆ I mean- I guess you could say I am prettyyy wild about Old sport,,,

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #I FUCKING LOST MY COLOR PALLETE FOR DAVE IF U COULDNT NOTICE #FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK #SHITFUCKASSSHTIITIASD #MJBSVDF

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Reblogged wiz-jerboa

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isaacalbee asked:

*projects my period cramps onto you*

davemiller1 answered:

☆ I- What? Anon, what is a per-

☆ *Very sudden hiss of pain and he fell to the ground*

☆ AHHH SHIITTT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME-

☆ AAAAAAAAA-

davemiller1

☆ NOOOOOOO! STOPPPP!!!!!1

davemiller1

isaacalbee asked:

*projects my period cramps onto you*

☆ I- What? Anon, what is a per-

☆ *Very sudden hiss of pain and he fell to the ground*

☆ AHHH SHIITTT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME-

☆ AAAAAAAAA-

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #period cramps #tsktskts....#no mercy...

davemiller1

fredbearspalace asked:

howz henry :3

-Suzy

☆ ...

☆ ~~How do you know...~~

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog

davemiller1

Reblogged

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lanterns-and-lightmares asked:

Which ending is this blog after?

In other words, have you ever fought Henry Miller with your friends? Did Jack Kennedy ever kill kids?

davemiller1 answered:

foxy yiff ending

lanterns-and-lightmares

Is that an actual ending orrr

davemiller1

Yes. Foxy Yiff ending if it was built more on.

lanterns-and-lightmares

So some ending where Jack yiffs the fox and gets fired?

davemiller1

Ye. Specifically in dsaf2

davemiller1

lanterns-and-lightmares asked:

Which ending is this blog after?

In other words, have you ever fought Henry Miller with your friends? Did Jack Kennedy ever kill kids?

foxy yiff ending

davemiller1

(OOC POST)

¤ Gang, canonically, evrytime I fucking forget to be productive is the battery of Daves phone dying and him not fucking understanding how to charge it until someonee (me) has to charge it for his ass. ¤ Idk, I really like brain worms giving me the idea "haha no anons can touch em till their fuckin' magicalliledled"

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #OOC post #fucking kill me

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Anonymous asked:

Yoooooo

Davey my maaaannn

Would u like sum weeeeeeedd

-✨anon

☆ AWWW HELL YEAH, SEND ME SOME TO MY DUMPSTER IN THE BACK!

#dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf ask blog #dsaf dave ask blog #ask blog #grhgr #i dont wnnaaana fucking color shit #i'll tottaly sketch #i wont color #i cant color #sobbing.