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Touch my motorcycle and die

@dead-ma-outlaw

Name's Jason Todd. Second Robin - y'know, the dead one? Actually gets shit done around here.

'Sup, fuckers?

I know you little Gotham freaks are on here, so I'm joining the scene.

I'm Jason Todd, though y'all would better recognize the name Red Hood.

B caught me being a little shit and trying to rob the Batmobile, got kidnapped adopted, died, came back to life (with the green magic death juice), now I'm back to kicking ass.

My bike is my baby and if you breathe on her the GCPD will never find your body.

I'm a big reader. Fav book is Pride and Prejudice (no, it is not a "girl book" - try actually reading it, assholes.)

Desperately in love with @arrowsnsarcasm

Talk at ya later - I got bad guys to shoot and siblings to annoy 🏍️💨

Anonymous asked:

Dear God. You're turning into Bruce. You got the adoption addiction disease.

Said with whimsy

They adopt me not the other way around.

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........the point still stands.

Dude one literally walked into my house, took food, then slept in an unoccupied room and just stays.

It's like the cat distribution system, but with kids.

Exactly

Although I'm pretty sure Bruce would keep one that wandered into his house. They could just be like "I live here now" and he'd say "okay, chum, here's your crimefighting spandex and your allowance."

Most of my kids don’t do crime fighting

Good for them. Only kid I've got so far is Lian, though I'm pretty sure she's gonna be a little badass just like her dad. And her other dad.

Understandable

Anonymous asked:

Dear God. You're turning into Bruce. You got the adoption addiction disease.

Said with whimsy

They adopt me not the other way around.

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........the point still stands.

Dude one literally walked into my house, took food, then slept in an unoccupied room and just stays.

It's like the cat distribution system, but with kids.

Exactly

Although I'm pretty sure Bruce would keep one that wandered into his house. They could just be like "I live here now" and he'd say "okay, chum, here's your crimefighting spandex and your allowance."

Most of my kids don’t do crime fighting

Good for them. Only kid I've got so far is Lian, though I'm pretty sure she's gonna be a little badass just like her dad. And her other dad.

Anonymous asked:

Dear God. You're turning into Bruce. You got the adoption addiction disease.

Said with whimsy

They adopt me not the other way around.

Avatar

........the point still stands.

Dude one literally walked into my house, took food, then slept in an unoccupied room and just stays.

It's like the cat distribution system, but with kids.

Exactly

Although I'm pretty sure Bruce would keep one that wandered into his house. They could just be like "I live here now" and he'd say "okay, chum, here's your crimefighting spandex and your allowance."

Anonymous asked:

*throws helmet at you* father said I have to return this

Gets hit in the face

Ow! You little shit-

Ahem

Thanks, demon spawn. You better not have put something in it.

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Put it on and find out *he’s obviously booby trapped it. It’s April fools after all*

...............for some reason, I don't trust you. Wonder why. Maybe it's the evil little smirk, or maybe it's the fact my helmet is vibrating.

*damian pushes a button and it explodes* hehe. April fools

Not. Even. Fazed.

Eh. Ain't the first time there's been a bomb in my helmet. Props for the remote trigger system, though.

Go thank Cassandra. The only reason I didn’t blow it up on your head is because of her

See, I knew there was a reason that @ccassandra-cain is my favorite sibling.

Anonymous asked:

*throws helmet at you* father said I have to return this

Gets hit in the face

Ow! You little shit-

Ahem

Thanks, demon spawn. You better not have put something in it.

Avatar

Put it on and find out *he’s obviously booby trapped it. It’s April fools after all*

...............for some reason, I don't trust you. Wonder why. Maybe it's the evil little smirk, or maybe it's the fact my helmet is vibrating.

*damian pushes a button and it explodes* hehe. April fools

Not. Even. Fazed.

Eh. Ain't the first time there's been a bomb in my helmet. Props for the remote trigger system, though.

Anonymous asked:

*throws helmet at you* father said I have to return this

Gets hit in the face

Ow! You little shit-

Ahem

Thanks, demon spawn. You better not have put something in it.

Avatar

Put it on and find out *he’s obviously booby trapped it. It’s April fools after all*

...............for some reason, I don't trust you. Wonder why. Maybe it's the evil little smirk, or maybe it's the fact my helmet is vibrating.

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