the coolest salmon you'll ever meet

today i saw a child with no head, and a child with only the upper half of a body, and a journalist being burned alive in gaza. the fragments of children and burnt bodies of journalist from today will not make american news tomorrow, because american journalism should be in ashes instead of palestinian journalists

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

the way a certain segment of people on this site talk about how they'll block you if you don't have a user pic and bio on here because they think individual actions are effective against bot spam (?) is how I personally feel about fandom blogs expressing any sort of opinions or participating in the site culture outside of their fandoms. if I see you express a political opinion in the replies of a post and I go to your blog and it's 100% hazbin hotel reblogs I don't think you should get to participate in the other stuff. i think you should make a humansona side blog where you have to post about your roommates and what you saw on the bus today and then you can make normal observations about stuff outside of your enclosure

this tax shit is easy i typed some numbers for 20 minutes and now I got some bands on the way

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the sinophobic cinephile would like to share an opinion with you on their letterboxd

[Image ID: Tweet from humanoid rangoon (seedling emoji) reading: feelin' so sorry for anyone who thinks art is just content made for consumption. sorry you can't communicate in ways that aren't a conversation with your boss. sorry you never made a little guy out of clay and felt his soul enter the universe through your fingertips. /End ID]

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion