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GOD I FUCKING LOVE DILFS

(guy who forgot the cold war was a thing) but why did they use F-5s and make up the MiG-28s why couldn't they have just borrowed a real MiG?

One issue I have with autism being called a superpower is that people will take that and use it as a reason to not accommodate us.

If you see your autism as a superpower that's awesome! I don't want you to change just because other people misuse your views.

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

Me to my irls after they accidentally mention Top Gun and i just. Have. To talk about my favorite gays and my thirty-thousand headcanons for them

flyboys sexuality headcanons

maverick: bisexual

goose: biromantic/heterosexual

iceman: homosexual

slider: asexual

merlin: heterosexual

wolfman: hollywoodsexual

hollywood: wolfmansexual

chipper: demisexual/heteroromantic

sundown: heterosexual

Dates & Nerves

Ever since that night at The Hard Deck—the night that ended with your back pressed against the bar, your hands tangled in his shirt, and his lips leaving you breathless—he’d made it his personal mission to get you to go on a date with him.

And every single time, you shot him down.

The first time:

“You, me, dinner this Friday,” Jake said confidently, leaning against the bar beside you, beer in hand.

You didn’t even look up from your drink. “No, thanks.”

Jake blinked. “That’s it? Just ‘no, thanks’?”

“Would you rather I say ‘hell no’?” you teased, smirking as you took a sip.

He chuckled, shaking his head. “Alright, challenge accepted.”

My dad: Here’s a manly 80s movie that I grew up on and love
Me, in my head: Wow this shit is REALLY gay. Is he aware how gay this is?
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