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google translate defaulting to chinese at first
okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious
(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)
our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google
everyone saying bring it back and voting "this was awesome" in the related poll are Deranged like. why do you want me to suffer. do you realize how much uninteresting anemic unsexy slop dominates all f/f stuff both fic and art. with the exception of c4t piv where the trans girl tops every time and its a bane of my existence how normative it is cuz its like nobody has ever heard of any other option let alone of t4t and neopussy. thats the only thing we get and everything else is unappealing dried up slop like writing it was a chore to the author. and you want it to be so much worse. "everyone was happy forever" nobody was happy. this is so grim. please just write the yaoi and the straight people i know you want to be writing and leave us alone
okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.
twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.
i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.
so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.
watched severance. I Understand Now.
scattered assortment of thoughts in no particular order bc my brain is still busy imploding
Seinfeld episode:
Elaine’s cycle currently has her lined up to have her period on halloween weekend, but her planned costume for newman’s party is white, so she attempts to befriend a woman at peterman’s catalogue in an effort to sync herself off her current cycle. George gives constructive criticism to a busker on the subway and expects partial credit when the man’s song becomes a hit after his notes are included. Kramer tries to put an end to leap years
Im obsessed with the people on this website who know enough about random old TV shows that they can write entire fuckin' meme shitposts in the style of them like fuck everyone except whoever wrote the Columbo PS3 post and the tags on that Trans Seinfeld thing you're the only motherfuckers I respect
george forgets which neopronouns his partner uses. elaine starts dating a guy with her birthname, and discovers his birthname is elaine. jerry takes newman's comment that he isnt "really" butch because he uses bath salts to heart. an ominous horoscope drives kramer to audition for rupaul's drag race.
Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.
The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter.
The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid.
The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.
This is actually probably the best summary of star wars I’ve ever seen
The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.
