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CLASS OF 07

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

crash (1996) dir. david cronenberg / ‘little beast,’ richard siken

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

5 things to do in east texas!!!

1. develop alcoholism and/or a nicotine addiction

2. die in a high speed car accident

3. die in farm equipment related accident

4. kill yourself

5. ??? idk

5 things to see in east texas!!!

1. trailer park

2. junkyard

3. methodist church with 12 members

4. pasture/farmland

5. dollar general