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there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker

yummy

Hello, deer. Those are some very nice branches you got there. Have you considered toasting marshmallows atop their points?

the us is too car-centric and i should be able to dart out from behind a parked car into traffic

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Official fish posts says: only losers send anon hate! Remember: fish bite people who send anon hate!

VERY LARGE VERY BITEY FISH HERE CAN CONFIRM

It has been confirmed!

not a fish but i also bite

heck yeah! Angry olms also bite people who send anon hate!

As trout can confirm. I do bite! As do other freshwater friends!

hi Im a swordfish, can confirm! I will bite <3!