The boys.

@defending-harmony and my fursonas high-fiving :}}}}

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

With vanilla extract being a meme, I wanted to share some black history of Edmond Albius a black slave who revolutionized vanilla pollination.

He used a technique he learned of pollinating melons to polinate the orchids to create the vanilla beans. Vanilla was rare and a luxury mainly due to only being able to be pollinated by its natural pollinator in Mexico.

unfortanely, he didnt receive any money for his discovery despite being called the main man who revolutionized pollination, he died in poverty...

everyone say thank you Edmond

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, "I'm just a cheap, nasty, low down...trailer park... BURGER SLUT". / end description ]

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?

I was so wrong

I would not have guessed that in a million years, no.

Oh my gosh this is so emotional WAIT ARE YOU SHITTING M-

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

what the fuck

Which is why you'll never catch me making fun of this:

well with tiktok officially down in the US id like to share one last tiktok I stole

There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

Evolution is a fascinating field of study.