Brittney Wilson as Skyjack, with the voice of Delancy Devin from Barbie: Princess Charm School.
Benjamin Diskin as Treadshock, with the voice of the Pneumococcus from Cells At Work.
Ron Perlman as Riotgear, with the voice of the Stabbington Brothers from Tangled.
So, how do you like my casting choices?
Hey y'all since I made AI Cat story post I suddenly felt compelled to make a post about this one content farm that I have such an animosity towards: Fabiosa. Now, Fabiosa is anything but fab, most of their video consist of these pathetic as hell women who all pulled Brenda Quagmires by hitching up with a complete asshole, then blah blah blah their ridiculousy evil husbands do something to them and at one point cheat on their wives. Said wives are not in poverty and instead of calling their parents for help they just suffer. But then some random nice guy saves them and the ridiculously evil husband gets a comeuppance. But okay seriously what is with these women pulling a Brenda Quagmire in the first place by hitching up with an asshole anyways? And seriously why is it when they're in trouble or homeless they don't CALL THEIR PARENTS? Like seriously, all are these women from the "Doomed To Marry A Dickhead First Girls' Orphanage"? Seriously, it never said the whereabouts of their parents, this is dumb on so many levels. But isn't always jerkass husbands that are the recurring motif, let me tell you some crappy ones from the live action channel.
In My Aunt Wouldn't Let Me Wash My Hair is about a young girl whose mother recently just died and she was put in the care of her mother's sister, Beth. And Beth hates her niece with a passion, she won't let the character wash her hair and just abuses her in general, because of her mother's "debt". At one point the MC finds out Beth is only her temporary guardian, so blah blah blah the real guardian is the MC's father who was never in her life and her mother only sent letters to, Beth is found out for crimes and is given community service. Oh but wait, you wanna know why Beth abused her niece? When her and her mom were kids, they played hairdresser and the mom accidentally burned off Beth's hair a bit and it never grew back... THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC AND PETTIEST REASON TO ABUSE A CHILD, I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE AN ERICA AND MADAME CARP SITUATION FROM BARBIE: THE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER BUT NO!! IT WAS OVER A CHUNK OF STUPID HAIR!!! also hair implants exist and help grow hair even when some was burned off, why the hell didn't Beth just use implants? Hell implants existed all the way back then, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T SHE USED GODDAMN IMPLANTS?! Like serious, fricking child abuse over something as small as that, that would make even Doofenshmirtz say "Well someone needs to take a chill pill" and Align Starscream say "Seriously you really need to get a grip" hell I thought Doofenshmirtz was more justified with dumping water on Grulinda from his childhood, yeah as someone was picked on by dipshits throughout her school life, I vibed with him on that and Grulinda had it coming, I don't care that she was in love him, dumping water on someone is not nice in general. Back to the video, honestly this kind of makes the MC's mother look like a bit of an ass, why?
Anyways, let's move on to another shitty video:
A couple who can't have kids adopts a young boy named Don, who is a nasty little prickhole to them. His crimes are ruining and insulting the welcome decorations for him, dumped dinner on the dog (I may not be a dog person, but I have standards, I saw that scene from Elfen Lied), used all of his adopted mother's cash on an amusement park, poured a large amount of paint on the mother's car, and INSULTING THE MOTHER. Wanna know why he was acting this? It was because he apparently had two brothers at the home that were ill and the adopted parents were never told about them. Well hey Don, maybe instead of being a demonic little pain in the ass to this loving and caring couple that have kindly took you, MAYBE YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM ABOUT YOUR BROTHERS, YOU LOOK FUCKING OLD ENOUGH TO USE YOUR WORDS!!! Yeah if I were the couple, I would've taken only the brothers and not the little tightwad.
Last video I want to cover, this one is bound to piss you off too.
This one is about an immigrant named Shilo, an immigrant mother with a sick child and the girlfriend of a rich dude name Cory, who has uptight mother named Kim who doesn't like her son is in love with someone like Shilo. Shilo is into making pies and she bakes a pie to get into Kim's good graces. Kim is still not accepting and gives the pie to her dog, even though pie is actually DOG POISON, everyone behind the studio is an idiot. The dog ends up passing out (Gee I wonder why) Kim blames Shilo for wanting to try and poison her for the family's money and Cory immediately blames Shilo too despite the fact that he should know her well enough to never do this. So they throw her out, apparently a supposed attempted poisoning is the talk of the town and Shilo loses her job, forcing her and her son live in just room and for her to only get a job as a cleaner. In her spare time she decides to make some pies to sell for money, she ends coming across Cory again who apologizes for not believing her and that apparently the dog got into Kim's sleeping pills, but Shilo is not taking back any time soon. Eventually Shilo gets hire in a bakery and ends up coming across Kim now, who blah blah blah feels remorseful for believing Shilo to be a gold-digger and that Cory won't talk to her again for what happened. So despite the fact he immediately took his mother's side and that Kim's motivations for wanting Shilo to be with Cory again feeling like for own gain because Cory wouldn't talk to her, Shilo and Cory get back together again. YEAH NO, IF I WERE SHILO I WOULD'VE TOLD THEM TO GO PISS OFF, CORY WAS QUICK TO BELIEVE HIS MOTHER'S LIE AND KIM WAS ONLY DOING THAT BECAUSE CORY STOPPED TALKING TO HER, HOW WE KNOW THAT ONCE SHILO AND CORY HAVE A KID OF THEIR OWN, SHE WON'T REVERT BACK AND ASSUME THAT SHILO HAD A AFFAIR SOMETHING??!!
Oy, these video are NOT how you portray women empowerment, their is plenty of much better media in life that does it 50-times better. These women are pathetic as hell, the videos are unrealistic as hell, oh and despite the fact these videos came out in like the 2020s, they used words "shrink" and "beggar", like oh my God this as outdated as my dad who still uses the word "icebox". In hindsight, these videos are garbage.
Okay seriously what is with all the AI Cat teacher abuse stories? (I know I should be asking about AI Cat Stories in general but still)
Where it mainly involves a teacher cat abusing a kitten student that has the opposite-colored fur and just for that the teacher abuses the crap out of the kitten. And by abuses the crap I mean goes as far to BEATING THE KITTEN WITH A BAT UNTIL THEY'RE BLEEDING. ONE EVEN INCLUDES THE TEACHER CHASING AFTER THE KITTEN WITH A KNIFE.
And for whatever reason, nobody else in the story intervenes with the abuse until the end, yeah if I was in school seeing my teacher beat one of the other students with and bat and chasing them down like a psycho with a knife, I think I'm going to secretly pull my phone and call the police... But you know, these are crappy AI stories, you know no effort or some realism. And another, what in the flying fuck is the deal with all these teacher cats sadistically treating kittens with different fur anyway to the point where they want to MURDER THEM? Most of the teachers are female, like what were the raped by a cat who had the same colored coat? Seriously, what's with all the psychotic hate? And oh yeah, this is definitely what small children need to watch on Youtube, gory child abuse generated by a NOBODY.
I would like to add some of my favorites.
Growing up I always thought Candace was an overdramatic version of what being a teenager was like but no. It was dead on and still applies today
An Icon.
phineas and ferb heritage post
I’ve never watched this, but I am one or all of these gifs at any given moment of the day
(The Vees are at a restaurant booth, Valentino is having lunch. Velvette steals one of his fries)
Velvette: You know what's really crazy? *Holds up a fry* How good these fries are. *Eats it*
Valentino: I am not kidding, leave those alone. I-I just don't understand it, why would you take my lunch, when you're in a restaurant and you can have your own lunch?
Velvette: *Has her hand out*
Valentino: Oh it makes me crazy when people pick at my food.
Velvette: *Winks at Vox*
Vox: *Understands what she means and smirks, steals a fry*
Velvette: *Steals a fry again*
Valentino: I'm-I'm- Aw, now you're both doing it!? Stop it! Stop it!
Velvette: *Takes one for the third time*
Vox: *Lightly pounds on the fries and squeezes them. Takes them*
Valentino: Oh no, not even taking now but squishing! I can't take it! Wha- *Shakes a bit, stands up, and pounds furiously on the table* GET YOUR OWN LUNCH!!
Ratchet: I'm sorry but the traditional procedure comes straight from the Cybertron Medical Law *Shows a seemingly inanimate portrait of his father* as established by my father, Torquesteer.
Hot Shot: Well that's a stupid rule.
Torquesteer: *From the "portrait"* You watch your mouth young bot! *Crosses his arms* 😠
Hot Shot: Who puts a picture frame on a window? 🤨
I've always found it weird when some Transformers Prime fans complain about Megatron's "bad redemption arc" in Predacons Rising.
It's not a bad redemption arc.
It's not a good redemption arc, either.
There's not a lot in Megatron's final scene that really reads as the showrunners attempting to "redeem" him in my opinion. There's no true remorse or actual apology from him regarding his actions. And there's certainly no forgiveness expressed from Optimus or the other Autobots.
To me, it always felt a lot more like Megatron wallowing in self-pity before exiting stage left, never to appear in any Aligned shows again and leaving others to clean up the mess he left behind.
I just think calling it a "bad redemption arc" is odd, because I don't think it was ever trying to be a redemption arc in the first place.
I agree, and it didn't even felt like he actually disbanded the D-Cons, he told ONLY Starscream and not every Decepticon that exists that he's over, he's done, he saw the errors of his ways blah blah blah. And if they did do the movie instead of Season 4 of RID2015, do you know what I would want? Bumblebee to have a huff with him, Bumblebee should be rightfully pissed at Megs for all the horrible things he did to him and continues the hold onto the hate during most of the movie, heck something I would come up with for a storyline like that would be Megatron trying to interact with Russell but Bumbles comes in way too defensive because he doesn't want Megatron to go near any human children again because you know. Megatron does feel remorse for all the horrible things he did to Bee but Bee ain't accepting apologies and Megatron sadly knows Bumblebee has every right to be mad at him. But when facing off a against Scream Bumblebee is not faring well, he's about to suffer a major blow until Megatron saves him. Bumblebee gets a change of spark seeing that Megatron is truly guilty of what he did and finally forgives him.
But yeah, no apology to Optimus or the other bots especially Bumblebee for all the horrible crap he did, and even in the movie there was no storyline of him reminiscing all he did in past and the friendship he destroyed with Optimus, no wondering if starting a terror clan and millenias-long war was really worth it. Just ZILCH
And then he ate Megatron because he had low blood sugar <3
I've been meaning to do something like this forever but I was finally pushed to when I saw this post
