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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

Now that’s what I call self care

"spotify premium" this. "spotify premium" that. back in my day if we wanted to listen to music offline we used youtube to mp3 conversion sites and the only ads we got were hot single women in our area wanting to fuck us

*old man voice* back in my day if we wanted to find new music to listen to we had to watch warrior cats AMVs and search for the 2 seconds of the lyrics we could actually hear through our shitty broken earphones online to find out the name of the song we were looking for. and it was the fucking best.

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

all i do is listen to music and dissociate from reality

The dumb dumbs dragging us down

NB problems

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

“Money can’t buy happiness!”

Me:

scoping out if it’s safe to come out to someone

me when i go on vacation