fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.
you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep
Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.
Chalk is squids road.
I think about squids road all the time
We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
How'd you get into batman???
The embarrassing answer is I had a huge crush on two separate people who were into Batman so I got into it to see what the big deal was
Long-term this has been funny because I wound up so much deeper in the hole than either of them were so what happened was like
Me (Now genuinely invested): So who’s your favourite Robin
They: Oh haha I only really like the movies, isn’t there like three of them or something
Me:
Me: I’m cured
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
If you know you know.
... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...
This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao
I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"
It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
discord server for silent video game protagonists
chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends
there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else
Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.
the Knight from Hollow Knight is on the server. They never post or even give anything the thumbs up react except for the occasional bug-type pokemon. One time Link uploaded an image of a sunrise and The Knight gave it the only Thumbs Down react anyone has ever gotten in the entire server. The resulting Drama (Consisting entirely of a single screenshot of the thumbs down react and a series of exclamation point reacts) nearly tore the server apart
ur payin eighty dollars for this?
genuinely, what the fuck is the point of this?
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs
think I'm good on this one
Beautiful cow who is mooing at you
that is not one of those
