and finally, the one, the only

Karma - AJR - a Foggy Glasses and Corroded Copper Comic. By Pulim-v

WARNING: This comic contains depictions of: profanity, implied alcohol consumption, intoxication, violence and blood. Read at your own discretion.

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

Me: AUGH I fucked it up! Shit! Just like I fuck everything up...

My supportive reddit girlfriend: Recency bias ☝️🤓

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

what if i held a mutual soup recipe tier list. this could be fun for me.

Made this for my boyfriend <3

(walking and twitching with a meandering direction muttering to myself) dumb fucking idiots, im gonna kill you all, im going to fucking kill you *approaching stranger on sidewalk who looks slightly concerned* (suddenly straightens up, puts on a million dollar smile, and starts waving) how ya doin? the rain makes me so god damn gleeful, it fills me with boundless energy and joy, tell me you can feel it my friend

sometimes a str8 guy will be like listen i have the perfect match for you, his name is darren, he works at 859 evil street in horror city, and get this- he has a car! it’s an evil prius and it runs by sucking the soul out of small animals he runs over.

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

*wakes up with the feeling of 100 furies being set on me*

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women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

*wakes up with the feeling of 100 furies being set on me*

NONE OF YOU CAN READ

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

*wakes up with the feeling of 100 furies being set on me*

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