Reblogged fwizard
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
Reblogged teeniepaws
Okay I know accessibility devices are never one-size-fits-all and that there’s a use case for these somewhere, but I can’t stop imagining trying to talk to someone at a party and they look at you and move the level down a few ticks
Reblogged drukhari
Right click -> save as -> ancient curse
Reblogged drukhari
university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.
what HAPPENED here
Reblogged rattlegore
whoever made this made history's greatest called shot
Not to have petty complaints while the world is falling apart but I am trying to furnish an apartment and why is all furniture now available only in white, black, and the exact same washed-out pastel ash gray. Bonus points if there's some criss-crossed wire or the word "farmhouse." Who is furnishing their farmhouse in washed-out ash gray it's an epidemic
Reblogged countvladimir
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually
Reblogged pranspat
they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
Reblogged rattlegore
The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.
Reblogged rattlegore
Ugh, chuuni tropes are so annoying. People will assume that just because you have a cursed eye that gives you powers suddenly you’re going to act like a middle schooler playing pretend. I have a cursed eye that gives me powers and that couldn’t be further from the truth! When it flares up you won’t see me falling to my knees clutching my eye and yelling about how it’s out of my control. New friends always remark at how casual I am in dealing with the eye and it’s dark powers, but they don’t seem to realize that if you have a cursed eye you live your whole life like that, after a certain point it’s just normal to you.
Reblogged tifannilly
the transgender possum was in the bakery at some point and i can not stress how much i do not buy the fresh food from here lol
wait why did it put transgender? does my phone know something i don't...?
happy transgender possum monday i guess
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The specific and yet consistently recurring sensation of reading an essay or article or paper and thinking "This person is completely correct, but they're horrific at explaining it, and the only reason I can tell is that I've already read a different, better essay by someone else explaining this in a way that's actually comprehensible."
Parallel sensation of reading an essay or article and thinking "This person is completely correct, but they're horrific at explaining it, and the only reason I can tell is that I had already put this idea together in my head on my own in different, better words after reading all the same things they did." This one's way worse though because you can't just go back and read the other better essay, since you would need to write it first.
Reblogged mirage-coordinator
stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults
no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash
Reblogged astronomifier
we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)
addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative
I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.
- FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.
- SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.
- THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.
- FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.
Reblogged yotsuyugoebrutus
theres nothing "common" about the loon. to me.
