a lad

you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that

brazil is the only country we know exists for sure

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Well Ok I like this

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get

I will succeed because I'm crazy. 2025 mantra

cant afford a new lighter just been carrying around a constantly burning candle to light my cigarettes on and #YUP it has an eternal flame

they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!

shapeshift!

when I say I have a trauma background everyone assumes I was abused or some shit. and to be fair I was. but mostly I am referring to the time a pelican put me in its mouth when I was three years old. my entire head was in there. the pelican seemed unbothered by the entire thing. and now I’m here

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

She

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve