Yumejoshi but make it horny

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

Phikul doodle

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

who up being undesirable

Yeah well you have disappointed *holds my boobs* all three of us

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

Finally someone who gets me

official boob post

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

"the youth will save us" the youth are repeating nazi talking points

Everytime someone treats organs as inherently good or inherently bad I want to throw someone off the cliff. And it makes me even more mad when I see trans people doing it.

“Vagina good and pure . Penis dangerous and evil.” You should be sent to the torture pit.

The appendix is inherently evil and it makes me uncomfortable to be around people who haven’t had it removed. <- this is what yall sound like to me. Yall are just saying absurd statements.

pussy empty and head full. something’s not right here