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I'm Ali ('97 she/they) ❤️‍🔥 AZ based

I went to the store the other day to buy a pot for spaghetti and I had a guy approach me in the parking lot. He started trying to sell me these air fresheners he makes from wood shavings but I was like "sorry man, I spent all my funny money on a pot." To which he replied he would be down to trade. If I gave him one of my blunts, he would give me an air freshener. To which I had to hold up my spaghetti pot and clarify, "Not Pot. A Pot. For cooking." And he nodded and left. I dont smoke but as someone who's been to a dispensary a blunt costs a Fucking lot more than an air freshener, which is neither here nor there.

i share a bday with my best friend and i was picking up balloons yesterday at the store for our bday dinner. Some guy asked if it was my birthday, and I said, no these are for my friend. Then I doubletook and said, "WAIT ACTUALLY,"

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