Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
I'm late to it but happy anniversary to the post ever
Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.
Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health and well being. My name is Dr.Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. ๐
I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. ๐๐
Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. โ
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Power word: L I V E
Well now this spell is from a word of love and joy and no war.
Although I guess making every ounce of inorganic matter to come alive would cause insane amounts of heat and would also drain the nearby oxygen, causing everything, including the now living rock and steel and cloth, to suffocate slowly and painfully.
Sorry, think that ones going in the warcrime spell pile
Many people will never understand but there are certain people in this world who are very pick-up-able. You meet them and immediately understand you could sling them over your shoulder and they would barely react. However you gotta be a picker-upper to understand this. You can't become pick-up-able but you can become a picker-upper. There are wonderful and fun people out there intended to be treated like purse dogs or chuckable munitions
Hello, ๐
My name is Ahmed. The war has torn my life apart. I have lost my home, my job, and the ability to support my family. We live in constant fear amidst destruction and hunger. ๐
I am urgently seeking your help to protect my children and evacuate them to a safe place.
Your donation of just 5 euros could significantly change our lives and ensure my children's safety. My campaign is verified, and you can request any details to confirm my story. I assure you, I am a real person in desperate need, not a scammer.
Please consider donating and sharing our story. "My children are waiting and need your help." ๐๐
Thank you from the depths of my heart for your support. โค๏ธ
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Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class
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I am mai from Gaza.. ๐ต๐ธ๐
I hope you are well .
I write to you with a heart full of hope and faith, and I ask for your urgent help. My family is in great danger due to the war, and I am running a fundraising campaign to save them.
Please, can you reblog my campaign post on my account? Every participation can make a difference in my family's life.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for any help you can provide. ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ธ
The campaign was documented by @90-ghost
Fundraiser on account
Hello this a long shot call, am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week.My donation link is available on my pinned post
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Okay so it's illegal to transmute any material into a more valuble one for the sake of selling, as it ruins the economy. Now what if we bought a high value material, like gold or titanium, as much as we can afford. Then we break in to other storehouses of the stuff, and transmute it into dirt, creating not-so-artificial artificial scarcity. We sell ours the instant this is publicly known, to mimic panic and fear, and keep destroying others for a bit to cover our trail. We get rich, no one is any the wiser, we've brought alchemy back to its roots of free goddamn money.
Now what do we use that money for you might ask. We start lobbying and pay off some politicians to help further our ideal of revesing some, frankly draconian, unnecessary laws. Stuff like, oh I don't know, removing the Law That Makes It Illegal To seLL TRANSMUTED GOLD. IT ALL COMES BACK TO GOLD WE GOTTA PUT GOLD BACK ON THE MENU, DID YOU FUCKING THINK OTHERWISE. FUCK LONG CONS. GOLD! Alchemy was FOUNDED on making gold to make a profit. I didn't study alchemy for a Decade and A Half just to fucking while around putting machines together. I did it to fucking live out ea nasirs dream of selling rocks at gold prices, but without people asking for refunds. THIS is alchemy. Remember our roots!
Okay so it's illegal to transmute any material into a more valuble one for the sake of selling, as it ruins the economy. Now what if we bought a high value material, like gold or titanium, as much as we can afford. Then we break in to other storehouses of the stuff, and transmute it into dirt, creating not-so-artificial artificial scarcity. We sell ours the instant this is publicly known, to mimic panic and fear, and keep destroying others for a bit to cover our trail. We get rich, no one is any the wiser, we've brought alchemy back to its roots of free goddamn money.
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
page 269 of volume 32 on shelf 4 of wall 2 of hexagon (below cut)
They fucking archived my ass. They put me in a library. They put my words on paper before it ever exited my mouth. That's a true kind of fucked up spell
