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this could be the snart of something big
this could be the snort of something pig
I’ll thiscncumber eat however I want
it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.
in high school there was one night where my guy friends were all waterboarding each other just to see what it was like and i posted a video of it to tiktok set to the two and a half men theme song. the video did not stay up long
rat cuddle piles are the coziest looking thing on the planet
third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
blowjobs aren't real trent reznor made them up to sell nine inch nails records
i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that
happy trans day of visibility to green puppy specifically
my final word on the matter is that like 90% of my issues rn would be solved by doggystyle and a bagel
Why would tumblr update. They know we’re all autistic
say thank you bugs