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Hi, you can call me Altoo. I'm twenty two and use he/him and they/them pronouns. This is my FOPANW fan blog that's mostly just Dale Dimmadumb. My main blog is @altoo. I don't post anything there yet. I draw and write stuff. I absolutely love making headcanons, theories, OCs, and the occasional au. Everything I do is super self indulgent.

Please send asks, or just tell me your ideas. I like hearing and yapping about FOPANW! However, I might reply late when I'm busy, which I often am.

Content warning:

Mpreg, but only in a trans sorta way. Not as a kink thing, I just like it. Some guys can and do get pregnant; don't be weird about it.

Dale associated topics. Like lemonade torture dungeons and child neglect, I guess?

Although I don't post anything explicitly NSFW, sex is mentioned and joked about. I might also post something suggestive. I'll tag anything suggestive as such so you can filter it out if you need to. I might also put it under a cut.

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#shitpost - posts that are jokes and shouldn't be taken seriously

#suggestive - suggestive content

#dalepreg - Dale Dimmadome mpreg

New AU: Dale is married to Lent, who is a congressman. Dev is their kid. Through this union, Lent acquired the funds he needed for his political campaigns and Dale got the permits, tax breaks, and legal immunity to (unethically) maximize his profits and become a billionaire.

I don't know what to call this AU. Just... Sigh. It's not the clone Dev AU. I don't even know if I can call it an AU, simply because it works with the canon of the show. I'm just shoving my OC into the canon and making up lore in places that are lacking.

Anyways, onto the lore. Here's a quick and messy timeline of events.

DAKE DIMMAZOWSKI IS HERE TO INVADE TUMBLR

Hehehe you thought my art would be my first post? Nah get Dake Dimmazowskied! 😈😈😈😈😈

Sobbing crying throwing up.... you've wrought a curse upon us.... I hope he explodes!!!

You've heard of Cosmo period, now here's Dale period!

I think everyone who is menstruating right now should telepathically give their cramps to Dale. Do it. Make him suffer.

Admitting defeat is for those below me! Like that one Percy guy, and don't tell anybody to give me cramps! Or I'm docking your pay!

Docking my pay??? I'm 💸Dimmadome Global💸, I'm literally your company and the source of your money. You dock my pay and I'll dock your profits.

You're fired. O-pair, kill this guy.

Hey there. I love this blog. Your content always has me laughing. I really adore the DaleLent stuff. They're a cute couple. Really the only Dale ship I like. Those two are perfect for each other. Do you have more content of them coming?

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^u^ Yippepeeeeeee! Thanks; that's such a delight to hear! I'm glad you like them! And yeah, I do! I'll post more of them soon. I just haven't posted them much recently (other than shitposts) because I've been trying to figure out their story/timeline. I'm unhappy with them in the Clone Dev AU, mainly because I feel like I wrote Dale out of character. Dale is the kind of person who only keeps people around if they're of use to him, who can only see people for what they can give him. Once Lent finishes the cloning thing, he'd probably evict Lent, maybe even part ways with him simply because he has, to quote Dale in the Founder's Day episode, "completed his primary function". I know it's an AU and I can do what I want but I want him to be as close to canon as possible. I'm still trying to figure the whole thing out.

I also made an AU where Lent went into politics, lol. Basically, Lent is a congressman and him and Dale are married. Dev is their kid. Lent uses his status as a way to give Dale legal immunity and tax exemptions and Dale uses his business to fund Lent's political campaigns. I'll explain that more in a later post.

Doodles!

You've heard of Cosmo period, now here's Dale period!

I think everyone who is menstruating right now should telepathically give their cramps to Dale. Do it. Make him suffer.

Admitting defeat is for those below me! Like that one Percy guy, and don't tell anybody to give me cramps! Or I'm docking your pay!

Docking my pay??? I'm 💸Dimmadome Global💸, I'm literally your company and the source of your money. You dock my pay and I'll dock your profits.

FAIRY REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMY

Okay guys time to discuss fairy reproductive anatomy! We'll only be talking about cishet fairies here, so keep that in mind.

When it comes to fairies, their sex organs are "switched" so to speak, in comparison to humans. Males have a vulva and uterus and females have penis and testicles. However, the female fairies produce ovum and the males produce sperm.

Fairies of both sexes are fertile once a month, wherein the female produces a single ovum and the male produces numerous sperm. Unlike human gametes, the ovum is covered in cilia (hairlike structures that allow for motility) and the sperm lack flagella (tail). Here's a diagram on the morphology of fairy gametes in comparison to human gametes.

Much like humans, fairies show no signs during their fertile period and rely on medical devices (similar to ovulation strips for humans) in order to know. Male fairies can get a good estimate by tracking their menstruation cycles, of which lasts for a month.

When female fairies ejaculate, they release a single ovum which then travels to the fallopian tubes. It reaches one of the sperm and absorbs it into itself. This results in fertilization.

Pregnancy lasts for three months. During this time, the pregnant fairy will experience mood swings and constant nausea and vomiting. The reason for this is because the fetus generates a lot of magic. This results in something similar to magical backup. The vomiting is the body's way of getting rid of the excess magic. Although unpleasant, it's a normal and healthy part of fairy pregnancy. The worse a fairy's nausea and vomiting is, the more potential for magic, ie. inherent ability to perform spells and such. This is why Cosmo had such bad nausea and vomiting when pregnant with Peri: because Peri had a high magic potential.

Although it's the male fairy that gets pregnant and gives birth, it's the female fairy that breastfeeds the baby. The magic produced by the fetus not only affects the father, but the mother as well, though to a lesser degree. Both will experience bodily changes as pregnancy is something that is experienced by both parents. The female will develop fuller breasts and will begin to lactate shortly after the male has given birth.

A female fairy will only experience symptoms as long as she is within proximity to her partner on a regular basis. If the fairies aren't together frequently, the female will experience no symptoms and won't lactate. For this reason, it's expected that a fairy couple will stay close to each other during the duration of the pregnancy. If the female fairy is away from her partner for too long, she might not produce enough milk to feed the baby when it comes.

Why do pregnant fairies have difficulty giving birth? Simple; after hundreds of thousands of years of magic advanced enough to poof their babies out of them (I'll discuss this in a different post), fairies have forgotten the instinct to push during labor. Why would they need it when they can just poof the baby fairy out of them?

I'll make a post about fairy gender and societal expectations and go more in depth on their reproduction, so stay tuned!

Anonymous asked:

Hello Dimmsdale. Have you heard of Doug Dimmadome? If so, what are your thoughts on him?

Does this have something to do what is in your biography?

Also, I wonder why you have a statues of him inside your house and a balloon tent shaped like him? Why is your house itself a 10-gallon hat? It seems like you have conflicting feelings about the man.

He's my father, duh. The statues were to remind me of how terrifying the man truly was, I hallucinate them in my sleep. Makes me fear him all over again.

You must like torturing yourself.

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I'm hear to spread awareness about Fairly OddParents mpreg - an art which seems to be dying, empty of the life that it never had.

Shout out to some of the Dads in Fairly OddParents that gave birth.

Don't forget Gonzo. >_<

Dale Dimmadome too!

Okay fiiine, it's just a headcanon/theory. But still!

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