diet pepsi.

Accidentally walking in on your best friend's hot housemate half naked with a towel around his waist in the bathroom was never in your plans. But maybe, it was in his?

“Why do you guys have so much Diet Pepsi in your fridge?” There is a slight cadence of disgust in your voice, judgment for the most part, knowing damn well no one drinks Pepsi – let alone Diet Pepsi. 

Mark shuts the fridge door that you’ve left idly open as you rummage through the kitchen cabinets for a snack. “It was a late night purchase. The store ran out of all the good stuff.”

“Now, it’s left taking up space.” You snarl, picking through opened bags of crackers, chips and candy that aren’t sealed properly. “You guys never have good snacks.” Giving up, you make your way upstairs toward the only bathroom in this entire shared house.

“Well, last time I checked, you don’t live here.” Mark hollers from the kitchen, a bit of sass in his statement. “Yet you’re here all the time!”

HAECHAN Construct a new DREAMSCAPE

kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity

❝ you’re telling me that you, Miss Dick Repellent, had sex with Captain Chastity By Choice over here. ❞

PAIRING ▸ kim mingyu x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, college au, best friends to lovers au, friends with benefits au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, rated m for mingyu, slow burn, he fell first but she fell harder but then he tripped and ate shit, probably the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written, mingyu and mc are both virgins, sexual content, sexual tension, protected and unprotected sex (i would not advise doing the latter), lots of teasing and banter, oral (f. and m. receiving), fingering, wall sex, couch sex, public sex, mingyu discovers what pasties are, soonyoung orders 20 connect fours, they are avid enjoyers of the barbie movies

SUMMARY ▸ after accidentally telling your friends that kim mingyu took your virginity (he didn’t), you’re shocked when he proposes to relieve you of the fabled v-card for good (he does).

PLAYLIST ▸ perfect by one direction • spell by niki • fatal flaw by ellise • give me a kiss by lolo zouaï • step? by bibi

WORD COUNT ▸ 31,273 words

“BIRDS AND BEES CANNOT PHYSICALLY FUCK.”

You sounded more distressed than informative while you were trying to reason with your longtime best friend, Kim Mingyu. He, on the other hand, appeared visibly worked up over this childish level of argument you two were having.

“It is a metaphor,” he said. “Everyone knows birds and bees aren’t screwing each other up in the trees.”

You still couldn’t wrap your head around it. Hours ago, you had fucked yourself over after Kwon Soonyoung had casually brought up the topic of body counts. After everyone in your friend group went around listing theirs (Soonyoung: 3; Jungwoo: 3; Minghao: 2; Vernon: 5), you accidentally blurted out that your body count actually existed—one, to be exact.

This was a problem because, to everyone’s prior knowledge, you were a virgin.

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hazy — mark lee

“you’re falling for me baby, i know i make you crazy, like when the clouds are hazy”

pairing mark lee x afab fem reader

summary mark’s been soft and sweet since you met him, the epitome of the boy you’d take him to meet the parents. he’s the poster boy for the gentleman, the timid lover, his touches never rough. but what happens when you don’t want gentle, when you want him to break you? what happens when you push him to the brink? what happens when he snaps?

genre smut and established relationship

contents in order (i think): teasing, ass slapping sub!reader, hard!dom!mark, fingering, edging, oral (receiving), references to smth like a free use kink, creampie, dacryphillia, degrading and praise at the same time, just degrading, spit kink, finger sucking, missionary, doggy style, whore and slut are his fav words, bondage (holding her wrists down), overstim (like 3+ orgasms), dumbification, choking, hair pulling, a fuck-load of dirty talk, daddy kink for like two seconds, oral again but this time he eats his cum out of her lol, no mentioned aftercare

warnings coded language (clit, tits, pussy, wife)

words 8.0k without the lyrics

note inspired by the song “hazy” by chloe x halle. listen while reading for a better experience. reupload cause i didn't work on this shit for a year just for it to be locked up so!

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“mark, you know how i told you a while ago how i wanted you to be a little rougher? do you think we could try that tonight?”

pairing: husband!mark x fem reader

genre: fluff, smut

warnings: breeding kink, fingering, oral (f/m receiving), a little bit of dirty talking, slight exhibitionism, unprotected sex, lots of grinding, boob play, switch!mark, riding, mentions of your son (yes you have a son), multiple sex scenes, dry humping, slight cum play, teasing, multiple orgasms, cum stuffing, use of ‘baby’

wc: 3.2k

note: this fic is especially made in celebration of mark’s first solo!! i hope you enjoy and stream child^^

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mark has been saying that he wants another child, a girl this time. although it is not impossible to get one, you just didn’t have the time.

see, you were a busy woman and a busy wife, so you really didn’t have the time to fuck around with mark.

your husband on the other hand, had all the time in the world. he had a job of course, but he wasn’t as busy as you. he writes and produces songs to be sent to SME, a company he’s working for, but that’s besides the point.

you’d been thinking about mark’s request and have been finding time for it… and now you finally have a month off.

you’re not a genie but you figured that you might as well make your husband’s wish come true.

headers

𝐢𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨

𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘢 | (𝘯.) 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴

was sorta hoping that you'd stay.

you know that I'm greedy for love

can we be this close forever and ever?

p.s I love you

chili d’amore sotto le occhiaie (translation: pounds of love underneath dark circles under the eyes)

𖨆♡︎𖨆 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚕

tratti di noi (translation: traits of us)

insieme (translation: together)

electric touch

𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝒶𝓃𝓈 𝒻𝒾𝓃 (translation: love without an ending)

acaricia mi alma (translation: caresses my soul)

let our scars fall in love - galway kinnell

our love is like the planets: we’re pulled together yet so far apart.

𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣

Isn’t it beautiful? The moon.

𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒆𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏

mangata | (n.) the reflection of the moon on the water

ad astra per aspera (to the stars through difficulties)

The sky is so tragically beautiful. A graveyard of stars.

our love is like the planets: we’re pulled together yet so far apart.

till our next eclipse my moon

sotto cieli scuri e stelle indifferenti (under dark skies and unmoved stars)

we are like the sun and moon, forbidden to meet until our rarest eclipse

once the sun, asked the moon for a hug and the world named it an eclipse

le conté a la luna de ti (I told the moon about you)

𝕗𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟

e quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle -dante (and then we went out and see again the stars)

𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔡

𝙖𝙧𝙩

Kaleidoscope of colors

la vita è breve, ma l'arte è lunga (life is short, art is long)

lost in a sea of colours

art is freedom

free art

meraki | μεράκι (n.) the soul, creativity, or love put into something; the essence of yourself that is put into your work

𝙨𝙚𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚

mi ricordi il mare (you remind me of sea)

easy breezy

blue looks good on the sky

life is better at the sea

stay wavy

barefoot and free

endless blue

nothing but blue skies

sunny hunny

golden days

souls of sunshine

ocean breeze

sandy cheeks

castaway

heliophilia | (n.) the desire to stay in the sun

sunshine soul

sunkissed

cercami dove il mare finisce (find me where the sea ends)

[adult swim]

summary: No one knows that you moonlight as a camgirl… or so you think

pairing: lifeguard!Jaehyun x fem!reader (featuring 127)

genre: porn with plot, angst, fluff if you squint

word count: 5.8k

warnings: rough unprotected sex, exhibitionism, voyeurism, humiliation, degradation, manhandling, on camera, spanking, wrist restraint, oral (fem receiving), creampie, masturbation, sex toys, hard dom!Jaehyun, sub!reader, (seriously straight up filth)

Summer went by all too quickly.

The season has nearly dipped below the horizon as the dawn of autumn approaches. The dim shadow of shriveled up bronze, brown and crimson leaves, fresh harvests and carved pumpkins chase away the relaxing, sunny period of greater leisure time just days away.

Having passed the fourth stage of grief by now, you are well into your summer mourning period before it has officially been put to rest on the 21st. Of all the things you will miss about the season, your summer job as a lifeguard is at the top of the list. It isn’t so much the working part as it is the co-workers. Specifically, one co-worker.

Your finger trails down the employee shift schedules pinned to the corkboard in the staff locker room. Scrolling through the short list of scribbled names written in red sharpie, you quickly discover the person you who was supposed to be here this late afternoon.

“Where’s Jaehyun?” you ask.

Prove it

Genre: smut Words: 2.232 Prompt: Mark with a big dick x reader

Warnings: oral (m receiving), deepthroating, lots of spit, facial, slight cumplay, Mark Lee monster cock, worshiping Mark’s monster cock

A/N: This was supposed to be way shorter, I have no idea how it got this out of hand, I blame @ncteaxhoe

Taglist: @sly-merlin, @yokshi-unbeliebubble, @lenaluvs, @waffletaeng, @nctflix, @thatanonymousgirl-as14, @leejenoanti, @chenlewifey, @dendenluvsbubu, @n0hyuck, @team-seojun, @bebskyy, @ahsshilee-me, @markistheloveofmylife, @onyourm-ork, @freezerandfame, @sunshinedhyuck, @seomisaho, @thesebootsaremadeforstalking, @poutypoutybin, @cookydream, @chitaphrrrr, @justanotherkpopstanlol, @aprilpari, @flowerboykun​

ᘏ｡ 🈣 🩰 © 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑏𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑑 ﾞ❕ 的淚｡ ♡ 𓄹 𝑤𝑎᤻𝑒𝑡𝑠𝑢-𝑐𝑜 : 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠! 🏸 ≀𓋜

lucky strike

✩ renjun x reader | college au | fluff | friends to lovers | 2.3k 

SUMMARY ⇾ you ask to stay over at your friend’s place on campus for the night, which leads the two of you to realize your feelings for each other. WARNINGS ⇾ fluff, kissing, roommate!haechan, haechan’s a little shit RATING ⇾ teen+ PROMPT ⇾ college au + fluff REQ BY ⇾ anonymous 

⇾ gif created by me, please don’t repost or share without credit!

Tomorrow, you have a midterm at 6pm, then another at 8am the next day. Since commuting would already eat away so much of your time, you ask around in hopes that you could stay with someone on campus overnight to make your life easier. Unfortunately, most of your friends are either off-campus or don’t have the space to spare. 

Except for your friend in acapella club, Renjun. 

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cat & mouse

❝ rule number one of bro code states that sisters are completely off-limits, and, y/n, we just pushed that limit. ❞

PAIRING ▸ na jaemin x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, crack, fluff, college au, friends with benefits au

WARNINGS ▸ lots of !! sexual tension !! and jaemin acting like a dick, protective big brother!jaehyun, lots of sneaking around, jaemin calls you princess a lot, teasing, fingering, alcohol consumption, hooking up, thigh riding, smut, oral sex, aftercare

SUMMARY ▸ tired of meaningless hookups and dull parties, na jaemin had always been hesitant to indulge himself. that is, of course, until he met you. however, upon realizing you’re none other than jeong jaehyun’s little sister, jaemin has to keep his relationship with you under wraps to make sure his team captain doesn’t find out. 

PLAYLIST ▸ move! by niki • playinwitme by kyle (feat. kehlani)

WORD COUNT ▸ 17713 words

TAG LIST ▸ @chubsluda​ @celestialchans​ @treasurestay​ @luvlyjaemin​ @lanadreamie​ @kylomeyon​ @taehinsano​ @jenotation​ @ovelha-colorida-v​ @hrjflrt​ @to-blessed-2-be-stressed​ @honeyju​ @chanluster​ @sweetjaemss​ @najaemsenthusiastttt​ @neovrse​ @jjikyuu​ @treasurestay​ @ahgastayzen​ @wcnderlandss​ @jaehy9ngs​ @jaemxins​ @syhznanny​ @lilminyoongles​ @bbnana​

NA JAEMIN HATED PARTIES.

In the same vein, he hated basketball to an extent. It wasn’t the sport itself that he despised, it was the commitments that followed it. As a vital player on the team, he was obligated to attend every afterparty despite how much he loathed parties. Yet, what he couldn’t stand was being nagged by his teammates, so Jaemin went to the parties. He went to the parties and drank until he was numb and the party was tolerable.

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splash | johnny seo + mark lee

summary: mark stays the night with the seos and is taught a thing or two about playing hard

warnings: johnny+reader are married, reader is older than mark and def a trophy wife w big tiddies, obviously cuckolding, some corruption kink, tiddy-sucking, protected and unprotected vaginal sex, multiple orgasms, oral (m + f rec.), some light praise and humiliation, hair pulling, spanking, light light choking, johnny kisses mark a couple times. dom!johnny, shy!mark, switch!f!reader

word count: 4.944

note: hello hello, the long-awaited sequel to dive in is finally here!!! i hope it lives up to everyone’s expectations <3

왕크왕캠 ! RENJUN