It’s been too long since I’ve drawn this dude.

we all got that mutual who miraculously reblogs porn exactly while you're at work or on public transit and never anytime else

Stop pitting bad bitches against each other 😭

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just support but the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

why does every fanfic with y/n have to be about romance. maybe i just want to be coworkers at taco bell with dio. take an accounting class with kakashi. these men are not dateable but could provide entertainment value in other facets of life

"Y/N.... do you want to gaslight our manager by drinking all the baja blast out of the fountain while I, DIO, stop time, so they think they didn't refill it"

Vote with your heart not with your pussy

Crazy sequence of events:

'Hey you should know stuff about trans men before dating them for the first time'

'Clearly you're self infantilising and think trans men are weak little babies.'

'LMAO apparently trans men have thinner vaginal walls because of T Which is. Insane and definitely not supported by any evidence*. Anyway. #transmisogyny'

understandable but really funny fandom phenomenon is when you get people going "why is everyone only talking about the major characters with significant screentime, development, and plot importance instead of this background character shown in two panels?"

My ass would not have survived high school and University if ChatGPT was around back then.

The number of obscure, oddly specific words I use daily, mixed with my writing style would be falsely flagged as AI way too often.

I even had a professor once say that my writing wasn't appropriate for the level of course I was in, so that says something.

Thank god I wasn't born later on.

I remember once I had my history teacher stop my presentation and question me for using a word that he seemed to think was too advanced for me

The word was Xenophobia.

I forgot I had my laptop playing music in the background so I just finished cleaning a mess and suddenly became aware of music from Windwaker playing and was like. Am I being robbed by toon Link? My fuckin pottery....

Okay what kind of chill music playlist is this???? fucking song of unhealing now???? How is that chill

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”

Poseidon has pretty much the same abduction problem as the rest of the family, but in this case he was pretty cool. “Babe, I absolutely respect your identity and I’m gonna help you out with this, but no lover of mine is gonna get just some ordinary shmoe male body, do you get me? Nah, we want butch, we want badass, we want impenetrable skin. Trust me, this is not my first makeover.”

Poseidon supports trans men <3