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the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry
hey guys i jus-AAAAA π₯ AAAAAAAAπ₯π₯AAA π₯ π₯Β A π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯
oh no notes for me thanks i just wanted my post to be on this ugly ass dashboard next to yours
lame ass gadgetjob
my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"
just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries
i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that
[id: a screenshot of two posts sequentially on someone's dashboard the first is a post by feelevil with 11k notes: "pull our red string of fate harder, I'm trying to jerk off" and the second is a post by coughloop with 5k notes, "For the most part I understand the necessiety of internet horny posting for a lot of people but some of the things you guys say on here makes it sound like being the victim of a slapstick routine would be the ultimate sexual fantasy" /end id]
wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too
