Always Thinking About Phyuri

ok real grown up actual adult talk rn. why does the phetus not have a single goddamn whisker. i thought the whiskers came from within. all men do is lie

still thinking about pj's "although..." when trying to get dan in the youtuber boyfriend quiz stream

Something that I love about Dan and Phil is how they encourage our nonsense.

We said to them “hey that plush seal is actually named the pheal. and phey use neopronouns phey/phem” and Dan and Phil just went *deep sigh* “okay”

dan was so girly pop when he got mad at everyone for shipping a "fake version" of himself with phil. like how dare you replace me with me. why on earth would you even DO that, even THINK to do that. and we had to be no no no it's okay baby girl, we shipped fake you with FAKE phil. and he was like omg slay actually.

the parasocial relationship truly goes both ways and dan's ability to be jealous of HIMSELF to the point where we have to regulate for him is fucking impressive.

butchfemme phyuri is my religion <3

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(this is probably out of character & not 2010s fashion accurate in many ways but i am just a dumb lesbian who cant be bothered to research things IDK!!!)

Wait I didn’t even realize my fic was work #20,000 exactly in the phandom/fantastic foursome tag lmao sorry I should’ve made it a better one

I'd like to propose a phuri idea ......,,,,,

more yuri scribbles before i go to bed… uni era disaster girls & the struggles of being a butch who enjoys a sweet beverage

Seeing the chaos only to remember that you were the one who sowed the seeds of chaos

yuri phanart makes me giggle bc it's always just Phil Lester and then eyeliner Dan with tits

zzzzz

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

my beautiful wife really quick while i procrastinate

on the phyuri bandwagon

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

phil is phregnant now

lying on the floor thinking about this edit again

the kinds of things i imagine ppl would be saying to lesbian phil aaaghfjfjkfg