take it easy, but take it

if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular

if one more person says “and then fuck him!” i’m gonna start killing you people. we’re not fucking the guy

i would so be okay with a little tiny bit of baja blast being injected into me like just a little teeny tiny bit though not a lot

i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community

I love pictures of wolverines laying down like this

That's the exact way I flop down on the couch when I get back from work every day. My mate always teases me about it.

That's a tired man getting back from his 9-5

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

やっぱキミ　てってから大きいよね

You surely big from the paw...

Maxwell Gordon Lightfoot (British, 1886-1911) - Study of Two Sheep, c. 1910

Important conversation during Zeta.

original comic by MrLovenstein

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home