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Words cannot express how much I love this bird.

Love this

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

if there’s anything i know for certain it’s that i am often up. and always bisexual. And scared

as dungeon master i have put a 140 percent tariff on characters with a tortured past who watched their parents die when a certain monster raided their village and now theyre out for revenge

official cephalopod post

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

mf aint even read the patch notes

my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren't looking, there's some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that's going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don't. just think about that for a bit

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

‘fox trustno1 mulder’ my ass.. that man would believe every scam caller and spam email that hit him

my phone is now letting me thomas cromwell react to texts