I FORGOT I CHANGED CHERRY'S CATCHPHRASE TO THAT
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A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon
(tags from @gnollhide)
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
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Local goat discovers joy of painting
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i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.
ok this post is about this tweet i saw and found fucking hilarious:
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when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run
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the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting
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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat
Better yet, she got in contact with a local wildlife reserve! She found him and his sister beside a dead animal on the side of the road, apparently quite thin, and assumed they were just abandoned kittens. The female passed shortly afterward but the male was fine- two months later she brought him to the vet and discovered "hey, thats a whole ass jungle cat." There's a good chance Tito will be back in the wild someday, even! IMHO, two kittens on the side of the road, and one didn't make it more than a couple days? they probably WERE abandoned. just dumb luck they got picked up!
LISTEN to those sweet cheeps. to me I hear that sound and immediately think wild cat, but I think its totally reasonable for a teenager to find a kitten this young and think it was a normal cat. Jaguarundi are also really small!
These are TINY little wildcats!
They have really distinct looking faces and especially ears, but
if a layman ran into one of these things where they werent expecting to see one, I think its pretty reasonable they might assume it was just a weird looking cat
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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth
that is the wrong gif
never kill yourself. kill that guy
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Ahhh, there’s the obvious conclusion.
If we can de-extinct* species, surely there’s no point in worrying about endangered species anymore! We can bring them back anytime!
*depending on your definition of de-extinction.
And considering one of the heads chose to go on Joe Rogan's show i wouldn't be at all surprised if they're encouraging this
GEE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
Why does it matter if this administration torpedos EVERY major animal conservation law, we can just bring them back! We are very smart.
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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Happy Ole Hickory Ham Mike Day
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oh my god i had a dream that disney just dropped a sequel to "the shaggy dog" (2005) out of nowhere and it was on the news and a reporter was describing the release of the movie as "america's second 9/11"