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Queen Bees Are Stinging Mad

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27/f/white/bisexual/Texas. Loves: history, politics, cheesy cartoons, the Fallout series. Hates: conservatism, capitalism. Icon courtesy of dogglesart
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Arcade Ganon hears something in the distance,placing a hand over his eyes to shield them from the unforgiving sun he sees the silhouette of a figure. His heart starts to pound as he catches the mechanical whirs between each heavy step,the wink of metal in the light. Could it be? *Please assume the position* The voice floats on the wind like a dream. "I can't believe it..he's back, he's finally back." Arcade mutters in awed admiration as he waits.

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Filmed a makeup tutorial today! Not sure if I’ll upload it cause it was my first try but at least I look cute. 💖😙

I do think the Puritans are the closest we’ve had to a real word version of fantasy novel cults that openly worship an evil deity that is openly evil and upfront about waning to tyrannies and enslave all beings

i just want to let people know there have been multiple comments about Jonathan Edwards having a foot crushing fetish possibly mixed with a gigantism fetish 

Theology is like that sometimes

Bradford Evening Star, Pennsylvania, November 18, 1940

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The San Bernardino County Sun, California, February 17, 1939

The Daily Notes, Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, November 22, 1940

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, February 9, 1941

Panama City News-Herald, Florida, April 21, 1941

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, April 24, 1941

The Sydney Morning Herald, Australia, August 12, 1944

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Any time someone uses “does anyone in this thread smoke weed” I’m able to add a bit more power to the dark energy bomb I’m charging to eventually kill everyone who has ever been mad online.

concept: deacon catfishes danse for months by mail. flirting on paper. sexting by post.

“i’m going to work this guy for as long as possible to get intel on brotherhood movements and… oh my god. oh my god. no, don’t read over my shoulder. he’s nasty. he’s a filth pig. i can’t believe… actually, wait. des, hand me that pencil. this is work related, trust me.”

the courier: Death Grips look out there's an enemy after us
Death Grips, the lore-friendly companion: WHAT IS IT WHERE IS IT HOW IT AFFECT ME
the courier: i think it might be a deathclaw, Death Grips
Death Grips, the lore-friendly companion: FUCK THAT SHIT I NEED THAT SHIT IT'S BOUND TO BE THE DEATH OF ME

Sarajevo June 28, 1914

“We were just at the parade when some fools came bursting through the crowd, singing and doing some kind of dance. I still remember exactly what that man said… It haunts me to this day…”

“He said ‘peter, pipa, picka, pan, Dan is the man with archduke ferdi- oh no Danielson what is you doin-’ and then the pistol went off, and life in Europe became hell.”

This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays.

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Power armor is gay culture. See also: Samus, Doomguy, Ripley if you count the Powered Work Loader.

Here’s further awesome proof that cosplay is for everyone! Brazilian cosplayer Solange, aka Tia sol (“Aunty Sun”) has won the heart of the internet with her wonderfully accurate homemade costumes and convention appearances around her home city of Manaus, Brazil.

“A friend said that I wouldn’t have the guts,” Solange told BuzzFeed News. “I chose a character and had the costume made without saying another word.”
“I don’t miss a single event in my city. I’d really like to visit other ones, but have you seen the price of the fares?”
“I never thought that I would be well received among the young people, I’ve made a lot of friends during all of this.” Cosplay conventions have become a sort of a haven for Solange: “I can launch myself into the world of make-believe, where anything goes.” Her next event is coming up in December. “I’m finishing up the painting on my new cosplay, Granny Juju from Jorel’s Brother.”

Follow Tia Sol on Facebook to keep up with her latest cosplay creations.

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