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an hour, a day, a year

@dota2apologist / dota2apologist.tumblr.com

I'm one manic episode away from deleting entirely.
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Reblogged gendertheft
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yeah you caught me im actually in the pocket of Big Body Hair. they're paying me crazy amounts of money to brainwash impressionable women into ruining their bodies by not shaving their legs.

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worst part is im not even doing it for the money im just a sicko who loves bush.

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Reblogged zannia
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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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me, gesturing to bruce and looking at alfred over my glasses miranda priestly style: oh so you think this has nothing to do with you?

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Reblogged girl4pay
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Alfred, stitching up Bruce: and what do we think you perhaps should have done differently, master Bruce?

Bruce, delirious: I think I should have died with my parents

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Reblogged diasdelfuego
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Anonymous asked:

Wait Zevran is attracted to Alistair?!

dalishious answered:

He in the least finds him attractive, if not attracted to him.

  • Shale: The painted elf attacked the Grey Warden, and yet it still lives. Had the decision been mine, its skull would be so much pulp right now.
  • Zevran: Oh, I don't know. Could you destroy something as pretty as I am, hmm?
  • Shale: Easily. I fail to see how any measure of attractiveness would make one difficult to crush.
  • Zevran: Perhaps you do not know how to look, then.
  • Zevran: Here, take that templar fellow. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.
  • Alistair: A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden!
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Reblogged zannia
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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Reblogged diasdelfuego
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

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I'm a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn't sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list -- though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I've lurked in over the years. For what it's worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I've been here for over a decade. But if there's anything that truly doesn't feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.

(And apologies, but I couldn't seem to find Goncharov among the website's listings)

Tumblr's Favorite Movies
A list of movies that have been extremely popular with tumblr users over the years -- for better or for worse. Apologies that Goncharov
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#56#oh so im just a boomer
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I want my podcasters to think I'm a Cool Individual. not like in a para social way or anything we're not gonna be friends. but I want them to be like wow that's a cool ass bitch

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