Definition of a sexyman: An often pathetic and/or evil man who is sexy (but perhaps not in the conventional sense)
"this was a bribe. but i do find him interesting and uh. sexy? in a pathetic way? if that makes sense..." anonymous
"he's evil and hot. got his fingernails frozen off. pro kidnapper™. stria is in love with him. sexy man. yes. :)" anonymous
"There's nothing sexier than mystery and no one is more mysterious than him. Everyone knows his name and yet they know nothing about who he is or where he comes from. Tell me that's not cool." anonymous
Gethen Ondsinn: a Tumblr sexyman goldmine
Blonde hair, blue eyes, cheekbones, jawline
But that’s not all, no, he goes beyond conventional
His broken nose and deranged mien are exceptional
Tried and failed to kidnap a preteen
With nothing but a dog unleashed
A pathetic failure, reduced to a retreater
By his future murder victim, the Black Swan’s leader
And when the kidnapping went successfully
He found he could not wipe her memories
He’d failed at his purpose, his craft, his skill
Pathetic failure, the plan went unfulfilled
But then, finally, he’d get to prove his worth
By being brought to Lumenaria, to his mirth
Dumped in the dungeon, where he would recharge and rest
This was where his worth would be put to the test
This is why you should vote Gethen
In the year twenty-twenty-five
This year Gethen will revive
When it comes to this decision
You should make it with precision
The wait was the lock, patience was the key
He knew he could wait this out, that soon he’d be free
He had the discipline, the determination, the endurance
He could pull off a feat like this, there would be no hindrance
But he had a higher aim to achieve than plain old freedom
He’d been put here for a very specific reason
For down in this dungeon, where routine was forbidden
Was also the one whose memory had been hidden
The Peace Summit would come, and everyone would see
Just how much the Council always failed to be
The great fantastic leaders they claimed to be
But more importantly, the prisoner would be freed
So it was, he thought, as Lumenaria was falling
The marvelous destruction he’d caused was nothing short of enthralling
But he realized he had one more job to do
So he freed the blade in his cell, it was time get his due
This is why you should vote Gethen
In the year twenty-twenty-five
This year Gethen will revive
When it comes to this decision
You should make it with precision
He saw her then, dimmed blue eyes, blonde ringlets and rosy cheeks
He raised his diamond sword, right now so clean and so sleek
To take care of the one who’d underestimated
The Neverseen’s plans, so carefully created
But then the excruciating puffy leader took out Brant
So a different death he would grant, than originally plannedInstead of a pretty head rolling on the ground
He’d have to settle for an abdomen completely gouged
He was no unfortunate villain, he was no diamond in the rough
For him, no one murder would ever, could ever be enough
And so he set forth, patting his diamond sword
He knew without murder, he would soon grow bored
His plans laid out, he knew precisely when next he’d use it
The goblins of Everglen, he would kill as a unit
His beloved sword, through soldiers it would tear
He shrugged, it wasn’t as if he hadn’t told them to beware
This is why you should vote Gethen
In the year twenty-twenty-five
This year Gethen will revive
When it comes to this decision
You should make it with precision
This was his trick, this was his trap
He would always tease his enemies with scraps
Of his plans, just enough to toy with his pawns, just to enjoy
The way they bumbled about to try to find out his plan and foil his ploy
As he would do now again, with the Vacker boy, he’d
Get in his head, he would pretend he could prevent what was to come, toying
Not even really a lie, such a shame they’d never cave to violence
The only way to defeat their plans, so down to a science
Like Lumenaria: he’d told them he was perfectly content
So many clues, yet they struggled to prevent
The inevitable, for the Neverseen had sent their most estimable
Candidate to lead their attack on the reputable
Or apparently reputable, he darkly supposed
After all, the idiotic Council only imposed
Arbitrary rules that nobody actually liked
So how was it his fault if he decided to fight
This is why you should vote Gethen
In the year twenty-twenty-five
This year Gethen will revive
When it comes to this decision
