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Aetherophysics for Fun and Profit

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DT || 30+ || She/Her
FFXIV - Crystal DC: Balmung (Synnove Greywolfe, Rereha Reha, Dancing Heron, Alakhai Noykin)
Primarily an FFXIV space with a smattering of assorted other interests, plus writing and the occasional personal post. Not an RP blog.
Icon art by @punchelfdraws. Sidebar art by Eliza Stark.

Carbuncle Shenanigans Ahoy!

Welcome to the blog, here is your friendly neighborhood pinned post for easy reference! This is primarily a blog for Final Fantasy XIV but also includes whatever else your hostess enjoys; an aggressive tagging policy is in effect for both my own cataloging purposes and others’ blacklist needs.

But since you’re likely here for FFXIV and possibly my own characters, without further ado:

The Squad of Light:

Synnove Greywolfe: Ala Mhigan Highlander arcanist, Vice Chair of the Arcanists’ Guild Aetherophysics Department, Breaker of Physics and Mother of Carbuncles (five of ‘em!). Married to SCIENCE! and also in a committed relationship with Ser Aymeric de Borel. FFXIV main and receiver of the lion’s share of attention on this blog.

Rereha Reha: Dunesfolk bard (FFXIV in terms of mechanics, D&D in terms of stereotypes), Ul’dahn socialite by birth and utterly lacking in shame. (“What’s ‘shame?’ Can you eat it?”) An excuse to insert some levity into MSQ via Shenanigans and to lean on the fourth wall. If she’s being serious, start running, because shit's probably gotten real.

Dancing Heron: Hellsguard paladin mercenary, the Actual Adult/Mom Friend of the group, stress knitter, and a woman who deserves a vacation to a sunny beach with lots of free margaritas for putting up with these three lunatics she calls sisters. Generally the reason the Squad (mostly) stays on track with a minimum of collateral damage.

Alakhai Noykin: Xaela rogue (in the Upright Thievery way), Stabber of Kidneys and Other Squishy Bits; Behold the Field in Which She Grows Her Fucks and See That It Is Barren. She’s here to enable Synnove and Rereha’s bullshit and pretend Heron’s ‘I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Disappointed’ face doesn’t work on her. (It totally does.)

Assorted Other Links (for Desktop Users):

The Squad: Proper profiles for the Squad with links to their assorted tags. DT’s Writing: What it says on the tin! DT on Ao3: Where all the writing bits go after a polish! DT’s Screenshots: Self-explanatory! DT’s Witchcraft and Sorcery: Special subset of my screenshot tag for photosets made using posing tools AKA The Forbidden Tools AKA Crime Tools AKA Void Magic AKA Insert Your Favorite Euphemism For Breaking ToS Here. Aymeric x Synnove: Because I’m shipper trash. Will I ever have a fancy ship name for them? Survey says no. Character Art: Commissioned and gift art of the Squad plus other characters.

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

SHE'S WORKING AS HARD AS SHE CAN.

Description: A three panel comic. The first two panels are nearly identical, showing my cat Little Lady curled up. In the first panel she's trying to purr, but by the second panel she is interrupted and looking over her shoulder at something with annoyance.

The last panel shows that she was looking at me, curled up in bed and having 'a crisis.' To which she responds by purring MORE AGGRESSIVELY.

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